Fuck you

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

Every man in hollywood needs to get fatter NOW

Or even just put down the weights. Why is everyone a fucking bulked bodybuilder in film now. if billy crystal was about today he'd be pumped full of steroids. can we just have normal looking people without botox and a personal trainer and diet plan on our screens again please

It's almost impossible to find werewolf porn where the werewolf isn't a top and I think we should be killing people about it

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Love is Love! ❤️