Fuck you

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

forgot there's an episode of arthur where muffy and francine get so pissed off about female characters being horribly written in movies that they make their own film about a woman who's a secret agent with the rabbit whose bangs are always in her eyes

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

whatever horrors im going through at least i don't have kids

"every character is someone's OC!" Is technically true, but the difference is that characters like Jimmy Mouthwashing, or Walter White or Makima are all characters that exist within like. A story that explores their roles as antagonists/anti-heros/unreliable narrators in their respective narrative, where as most people's OCs are their own barbie dolls that they can put in scenerios, which is all fine and dandy but I think it's a bit disingenuous to act like. The IDEA of a well written fully developed character is the same thing as a character that's actually fully developed.

Very often I'll see artists complain that their fanart is more popular than their oc content and I get that, but if you want random strangers who aren't close mutuals to be emotionally invested in your characters you need to like. Make a webcomic or visual novel or sometime so people have a reason to care about your homemade blorbos it sucks but there's a reason fanfic is so popular. Because as a writer you get to kind of. Skip that part

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

add that to your trivia and pursue it