Harpie's den

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

You should be immediately suspicious of anyone who tries to convince you to hate other trans people.

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me

...are you a french infantryman invading russia?

Was this about that bitch from rwby

this is about napoleon

dynamite?

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.