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Voltaire

Those who have been convinced of absurdity are out here committing atrocities, and they do it all for free, apparently "liberal tears" are the only pay they ever need...

#red caps #do not see stuff

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Yes, vote...

Voting is the lowest form of civic participation, so do the bare minimum at least. If you can, do more.

#don't be scared #be prepared #eyes wide open #beware of not see

Don't ask a friend...

Periodic reminder: If you want an open sky placement of your remains, you must find your special spot and walk there yourself. It is not illegal to move a body before it is dead, only after...

#Why is it called sky burial when no one is buried #Friends don't ask friends to move their dead body #Philosophy #Hospice #End of Life

neopetdestroyer

#die mad about it

Don't Assume Malice But...

Most people don't mean to be mean.

They are just not being thoughtful.

However, if they continue to be thoughtless,

I'm going to get mean in a meaningful way

#poetic philosophy #bacchus #bard

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Filter is going to get a streaming bump

#2a #fafo season #Youtube

It/That

Make me a channel of disturbance. Where there is apathy, let me provoke; Where there is compliance, let me bring questioning; Where there is silence, may I be a voice. Where there is too much comfort and too little action, grant disruption; Where there are doors closed and hearts locked, Grant the willingness to listen. When laws dictate and pain is overlooked… When tradition speaks louder than need… Grant that I may seek rather to do justice than to talk about it; Disturb us, All of US! To be with, as well as for, the alienated; To love the unlovable as well as the lovely; Make me a channel of disturbance.

The reason I use It/Than pronouns: I identify as a disturbance.

#If You Don't Treat Me Like a Human #eldritch #entity #Monster

I'm not like you

We think we are more alike than we are different. We're not. I have never met another human being who *hates* being alone. At best, they can sympathize with being lonely but they still like to be alone sometimes. Not me. I live alone. I work from home. I do not like it. I want to be the house where everyone hangs out. That never happens.

I'm all by myself in a huge crowd of people. I'm alone when I go out to a place where I'm a regular and lots of folks know me. I'm alone at someone's house while they all watch TV and I don't. I've always wanted to be popular. I have never been popular.

People hear hoof beats and they assume there will be horses. However, I am an ass, thought it not be written down.

#Posts No One Reads

#Plato #Diogenes #Behold #A Man

Testosterone is a truly terrible thing

and we really do not talk about that enough

#Control Your Hormones #biology

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♫ If you're blue ♪ and you don't know ♪ where to go to ♪ why don't you go ♪ where fashion sits ♫

#1982 #at40 #4

Taste the...

I had a really great pea salad over Memorial Day weekend. It had a really fresh pea flavor. You could really taste the pea-ness

#Peaness #Pea-ness #Pea Ness

Shady Cigarette Salesman

#Ronnie Ray Gun #Morning in America #downward spiral

This is an Atrocity

Dear IDF,

Of course Israel has a right to exist.

Do you need to do this to exist?

Of course Israel has a right to defend itself.

Do you need to do *this* to defend yourself?!?

Really feels like you are trying to defend an atrocity.

*NO ONE* can defend an atrocity

Sincerely, Cookie MonstA

In the name of Bacchus, I love us, but we suck!

#Zionism is not Judaism #I stand with Palestine #free palestine #gaza genocide #free gaza

swimmingthestrait

Just had the horrible thought that Nico killed Clancy at the end of Paladin and now Clancy is a bishop but being seized.

Reasons include but aren't limited to:

"It's a tribute to zombies of which I've become" from Vignette, because to become a zombie you have to die first and zombies are the seized vessels. Soo if he's become a zombie then someone is seizing him? Maybe?

Tyler's lore shirts are black now. His full arms have been black for a while. He's slowly being eaten by the black. I fear.

The Line is about the passing of Tyler's grandmother (RIP). It could be about Clancy becoming a bishop, yes, but what if it's about him dying and then being made a bishop?

The older songs keep being removed from the setlist, as if Clancy is forgetting what came first

All the headless imagery we've been seeing so far. Does he lose his head because someone else is using it?

The latest letter (Barcelona) seems to have Clancy supporting the bishops. Such a radical change makes no sense and the handwriting is a little different. Is someone writing for him?

Idk I just had the thought but I'm really, really scared right now. The implications? What if every bishop is someone who tried taking down the system but was integrated into it before? Or maybe not all of them, but maybe Keons was and that's why he betrayed Nico? Could Clancy even be saved after that? Or maybe he isn't dead and he's just being seized while alive?

If someone can debunk this, please do. I am in fear.

cookiemonsta1970

We all become The Establishment™ don't matter if we want to or not. Young punks become old folks, unrecognized as punk by the young. What if Time is Dema. What if aging is the "addiction" no one can recover from.

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just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

lord-of-the-noodles

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

asideblogofyours

time travelers

techno-danger

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

autotheist-of-ominous-threats

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

asideblogofyours

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

unluckyshinyhunter

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

asideblogofyours

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

richard189381184

what the FUCK is going on here

bisexual-engineer-girl

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

ichigo-idealmental

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

daysleftofsecondterm

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

thetacoseasoning

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

cookiemonsta1970

I feel compelled to add that 2+2=5 for large values of 2, even though it has nothing to do with this thread.

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Remember folks, if you want a Sky Burial, you should walk there yourself. Don't ask a friend to move your corpse.

#Grim Humor #traditional sketch #buddhist

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