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Nobody trains their dogs fine if those are the cards us kennelpigs are given we have to adapt accordingly . I have accepted my fate I will be bald before 27 . This being said I do so sorely wish my coworkers understood that yelling at a reactive or overexcited animal will never stop it from doing whatever it’s doing . Like please quit screaming girl it’s already loud in here you are making everything maybe 40x worse Really All you got to do is distract them at the right moment they’re stupid as rocks just watch the body language and divert that nigga attention before he can hit the lock on button . It’s like video games.

There needs to be some sort of federal law that forbids busy young families of 5 from buying doodles. Holy shit your dogs at daycare every day 7 AM sharp because it’s annoying and you’re annoying and it’s your fault also . Do not bring your doodle around me lest your bouncing baby boy be pierced by my #bayonet

Had a working interview for a kennel job (secured by the way. Employed. If anybody wants me.) and the girl that was training me kept fumbling pronouns wild style every time she referred to me I’m tammat “he I mean she I mean him “ and finally halfway thru my hours she just turns to me and goes “so are you a girl or a gay boy ?”

It’s been months and I’m still thinking about the Irish coffee I had at the Atlanta airport TGI Fridays at 7:05 AM 15 minutes before boarding my plane. Ruthless beverage. So potent my sinuses were wide open for 3 days that slim fine junt behind the bar was trying to blast me clean off this earth

It’s too late. I’ve already portrayed you as the sows ear from which nothing fine can be made