Girl, Gay, Pretty Okay

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

Happy Anniversary, y’all.

I wish I lived in that little glass box room that houses the Walgreens logo.

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

youre telling me this machine gun is submissive?

have empathy… we are all fucking stupid as dirt

New zootopia abortion comic lore just dropped.

the nsfw ban and the subsequent exodus of awful takes to twitter is a correlation that should be studied further

my favorite scp of all time is still scp-4780

Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy. 

Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing

oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that

Weird to think both Greedo and Darth Vader went to Tatooine High School. 

Vader did not go to Tatooine High School he went to Magic Lasersword Catholic School when he was nine and then trashed the place

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.