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you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

me im in dem mountains

personally i find laptops with one of those ethernet ports with the mechanical hinge so it collapses to be smaller when there's no cable connected to be considerably erotic

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

objecthead OC with a severed head as their object

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

World Heritage Post

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

guys be careful. this game may look fun but it's actually a ploy to get you to learn javascript