by all the sacred lights!

I knew that my knowledge of 90s X-Men was kind of lacking but I don't think I fully appreciated how incoherent X-Force is if you don't know what's going on. I've asked three different people who the hell Gideon X-Force is and all three of them had the same response, which was hysterical laughter. It's the glup shitto book. Convinced everyone who has read this just skimmed it except for when Shatterstar or Sam Guthrie or whoever was on panel like I don't think this is a comic that was meant to be read.

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

If this post gets 1000 notes ill take apart my dog and sell him for parts

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life