trying on a metaphor
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Three Goblin Art
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
todays bird
noise dept.
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
d e v o n
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
almost home
Xuebing Du
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@silverprism-s
welcome to my lair that was hidden behind a trap door which had a kitchen table situated on top of it. its a strange place but feel free to settle down...
i will respond to any combination of silver/prism(s)
Currently obsessed with #jjk and stsg specifically. i do post a LOT of general posts as well though :3
- SPOILERS GO UNTAGGED TYPICALLY, INCLUDING THINGS LIKE MANGA SPOILERS.
below u may view some tags and stuff that i will use :3
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eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella
Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this
Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅
Tags that made me laugh
Chewy packages: YOUR ORDER IS SHIPPED YOUR ORDER WILL BE LOVINGLY DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP WE LOVE ALL OF YOUR ANIMALS PLEASE SMOOCH EVERY CHICKEN INDIVIDUALLY WE WILL SEND YOU A NEW PRODUCT IF THE FIRST ONE IS NOT GOOD OR IF IT VANISHES
The $1600 e-trike I got as my “daily driver”:
love this cool guy 🐇♥︎
ah. a nuanced story that allows for imperfect victims and portrays the confusing and contradictory nature of being human – particularly in a context that explores abuse, harassment and trauma. i wonder what people on the internet make of it... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no
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I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
@demilypyro
Typhlosion, Quilava, and Cyndaquil
The receptionist asked me why I talk like a Jane Austen character.
I said I don't.
She reminded me that I was complaining this morning about being unable to remove "a particularly recalcitrant screw".
I told her that 'recalcitrant' was the perfect word for it. It means 'obstinately uncooperative'.
She said, "you're doing it again."
Apparently I get this from my mom. She said she used the word 'histrionics' while complaining about the latest Bridge Drama and nobody knew what she was talking about.
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actually, that sex scene is load-bearing
oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right
every stitch, depicted and demonstrated
This database holds a ton of useful materials for embroidery! many different types of stitches in various difficulties, all incredibly useful!
You can always learn an new embroidery stitch to add to your repertoire.
i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive
guys look at this extremely sable sable shelpie. the most sable per sable ive seen in a while
on the topic of a lot of sable per sable, how about: black and (barely any) white
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its a battle every time i shower
hope you don't mind op
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw
