Lost in Space

This is either very real or a front for something very illegal. 

It’s Ohio of course it’s real

its the no notes ghoast

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

date of origin: unknown

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

Taking my short boyfriend out but keeping an eye on him so that the hawks don’t get to him whilst I’m not looking.

Umm...he’s gone...

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby