Warning: You are dying. All crew are dying.

it sure fucking is buddy

one of the most signs ever

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

timeline of beauty and the beast is actually crazy when you properly deep it. like hello selfish and mean teenager. i am placing a curse on you and if you are not, despite being under a curse, fully self actualised and emotionally stable and capable of a healthy loving relationship by the age of 21 you will be doomed forever. actually that’s kind of what it feels like to do an undergraduate degree while mentally ill to be fair

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

The Pride Month notifs are getting a little more direct this year.