Miscellania Of Sillies

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

someone tagged this for that fucking idiot pirate show. not black sails the bad one. does polar exploration mean NOTHING to you people???? i’m in hell

Polar Heritage Post

every time you make The Character a dom when they shouldnt be, every time you make that guy a daddy dom sadist when the canon does not support it whatsoever, i throw an innocent puppy into my incinerator. is your cliche porn worth it? think about that

and every time you make the character prematurely ejaculate or have erectile dysfunction or be generally bad at sex in some way a puppy is pulled back from the fire and tenderly cared for. Together. we can save them

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

#i was in a car with a linguist i had never met before the car trip and like half an hour in he looked at me#after i finished describing a geology thing that was happening out the window and asked if i'd ever spent much time on tumblr#the fuckor of it all#and then we spent six more hours driving#it sure does leave linguistic markers! i'm not sure i'm good with it (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers

I am being perceived.

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse