it FINALLY came in thank GOD. i’m having a blast bc while i don’t like romance novels and can’t stand soulmate aus, it’s so fun to immediately identify the paragraphs that must have been lifted straight from the fanfiction. “luca is really tall and skinny and gangly and has washboard abs and dimples. and she doesn’t like clay” i literally laugh out loud every time. computer show me daniil medvedev wearing a wig!

my final #Verdict on this btw was that the author should have made them more like stefaniil because then they would have been more INTERESTING. when luca was crashing tf out at miami and the book was like “this was the first time she’d ever had a meltdown like this </3” ummm #NotMyGenderswappedDaniilMedvedev. and the fathercoach should have been so much worse. and i still don’t like romance novels or soulmate aus. make your characters more unlikable NOW!!!

schrödingers yacht

omg agassi on tnt desk rn calling out the other commentators and being like how dare u call john macenroe the greatest american mens tennis player its pete sampras... bro samprassi never diessss

the only qualifier to reach the finals at roland garros in the open era.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT: i can't stop giving interviews. everything i touch turns into a podcast microphone. i haven't eaten in 6 months. my whole house is just microphones. it hurts. i can't stop.

The rumour going around is that if you get a little gay with it you have a better chance at winning wimbledon @ cocogauff idk I just heard that somewhere

BELIEVE

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt