All hail Starscream's high heels

I’m going to have to do it aren’t I?

do….. what?

Hang on. I’m googling Ugly Starscream.

you fiend.

I really hate that no entries came up.

the public DOES have my back.

No, no, its just the ones they consider ugly would be insulting @inkedstar and @birbscream and they’re too nice to hurt their feelings.

Awe,why thank you. You’re my favorite Bee in the multiverse

@starscreamscreams @inkedstar talking to ourselves now are we? And I thought Bumblebee was bad…. Listen, ruler me, you keep the compassion thing going, and ill get some high grade and lets cheer snack food me up.

What the slag?! How come I wasn’t on the list?

Because those two are literally talking to each other. But you are welcome to join in

Well, I’m talking to you. Surely that counts to something

@starscreamscreams @inkedstar talking to ourselves now are we? And I thought Bumblebee was bad…. Listen, ruler me, you keep the compassion thing going, and ill get some high grade and lets cheer snack food me up.

What the slag?! How come I wasn’t on the list?

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

Predaking smirks in reply, walking towards Starscream slowly.

*dashes away* noooope!

He darts forward, cutting off Starscream’s escape, looking like a cat with a mouse.

I’ll call Shockwave if you leave me alone..don’t think I won’t! >~<

With a flap of his mighty wings he jumps far forward and pounces the foolish seeker to the ground. His jaws hover inches from Starscream’s optics.

g-get off me!..w-what do you want?!

He lets out a laugh that sounds like a hydraulic piston with a leak before sitting down, getting comfortable, and licking Starscream’s helm possessively.

*he screams and manages to throw the beast off of him before transforming and jetting away* I’m not going to be your meal! eat soundwave instead! 

Predaking runs after, flying clumsily as he shoots off a fireball.

*Starscream does a barrel roll so not to get hit by the fireball as he flies off far quicker than the robo-dragon*

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

Predaking smirks in reply, walking towards Starscream slowly.

*dashes away* noooope!

He darts forward, cutting off Starscream’s escape, looking like a cat with a mouse.

I’ll call Shockwave if you leave me alone..don’t think I won’t! >~<

With a flap of his mighty wings he jumps far forward and pounces the foolish seeker to the ground. His jaws hover inches from Starscream’s optics.

g-get off me!..w-what do you want?!

He lets out a laugh that sounds like a hydraulic piston with a leak before sitting down, getting comfortable, and licking Starscream’s helm possessively.

*he screams and manages to throw the beast off of him before transforming and jetting away* I’m not going to be your meal! eat soundwave instead! 

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

Predaking smirks in reply, walking towards Starscream slowly.

*dashes away* noooope!

He darts forward, cutting off Starscream’s escape, looking like a cat with a mouse.

I’ll call Shockwave if you leave me alone..don’t think I won’t! >~<

With a flap of his mighty wings he jumps far forward and pounces the foolish seeker to the ground. His jaws hover inches from Starscream’s optics.

g-get off me!..w-what do you want?!

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

Predaking smirks in reply, walking towards Starscream slowly.

*dashes away* noooope!

He darts forward, cutting off Starscream’s escape, looking like a cat with a mouse.

I’ll call Shockwave if you leave me alone..don’t think I won’t! >~<

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Well played

*pulls out a controller* why thank you

He laughs slightly, “you aren’t very smart, are you?”

I am, I was merely pulling off a joke

“Good, for a second I thought one of my counterparts was actually stupider then me”

Wait..did you just, insult yourself??

“Yeah, why’s it matter to you?”

“Well you aren’t gonna change that, I don’t understand how you can handle such abuse from your leader. I don’t understand how you can be so stubborn after so many years.”

Because, us ‘Screamers have a dream of leading the Decepticons, and that dream is what keeps us going. Through the pain of Megatron, we keep on going, so that we eventually lead

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

Predaking smirks in reply, walking towards Starscream slowly.

*dashes away* noooope!

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Well played

*pulls out a controller* why thank you

He laughs slightly, “you aren’t very smart, are you?”

I am, I was merely pulling off a joke

“Good, for a second I thought one of my counterparts was actually stupider then me”

Wait..did you just, insult yourself??

“Yeah, why’s it matter to you?”

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?

He licked his lips, staring at Starscream hungrily.

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Well played

*pulls out a controller* why thank you

He laughs slightly, “you aren’t very smart, are you?”

I am, I was merely pulling off a joke

“Good, for a second I thought one of my counterparts was actually stupider then me”

Wait..did you just, insult yourself??

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Well played

*pulls out a controller* why thank you

He laughs slightly, “you aren’t very smart, are you?”

I am, I was merely pulling off a joke

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Well played

*pulls out a controller* why thank you

@birbscream been awhile since we last talked, high heels.

Yes it has, dorito bod

Predaking spits in disgust, but stares at the seeker curiously. Was he actually being given permission to eat someone?

*he gets up and wipes the coolant off him* alright..be overly dramatic, check!

Predaking creeps forward and mouths Starscream’s elbow curiously.

GAH! *he quickly recoiled* w-where you seriously about to bite my arm off?