My Jar of Random

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG

Did they name the lion Sapho on purpose?

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

and as 3 am nears, old moon, wolf moon, be a friend and not an enemy: shine on the path as we seek shelter among the dead, and blind whatever follows.

They tried it

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

I feel like there’s very little I want to say here because it stands so strong. The storytelling, the visual beats with the poetry, on top of the style being simple and beautiful, it comes together very profoundly. Made this softie cry, kind of a lot.

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

remember when angelina jolie got a double mastectomy and Every Single Man on Earth acted like it was a personal attack on them specifically

Even though by the time it was announced she already had her breasts reconstructed and she was only going public about it to warn other women about risks?

Holy cow this is a game changer