What's up I'm Egg (they/them) I'm queer, an adult, and this is my pinned post
My queue is a time loop simulator and has been since June 2023, I have diligently tagged all posts with "time loop spam" and "unreality" since September 2023 if you do not want to see them. I have a "Time loops" tag for general posts about loops, "time loop posts" tag for the posts that will be queued, and "removed from time loop posts tag" for the ones that are no longer being queued.
I WILL tag platonic things with the ship tag <3 this is for sorting purposes mostly because I hate distinguishing types of relationships in my tagging system
DO NOT SEND ME DONATION ASKS: I do not answer asks calling for donations, or reblog donation posts, unless it is from a mutual, a friend, or a friend of a friend. All my condolences.
I am irregular at answering asks and doing reblog games, but I do appreciate the thought 💜
Previous pinned post was about my twewy discord server, which you can find here
I am proship, I work in a library, I am a tag wrangler for Ao3. Sometimes I post about it, especially when recruiting is taking place
I am also ComposerEgg on ao3, find my fic there. Browse my bookmarks if you want some good material! You can chat with me about my fics here or at my writing blog, @composereggwrites!
I have a carrd, which I try to keep updated, and it also lists all the zines I've been in.
I have a ko-fi, and as you might expect by this point, it is ComposerEgg
Icon by @medi-melancholy (very good art)
tagging system notes under cut, also a funny list of reasons I've blocked people
Tagging system:
Fandoms: usually acronyms, unless it is 1-3 words
Twewy
Isat
Tma
Danganronpa
Gravity falls
Undertale
Tgcf, mdzs, mxtx
Ships: whichever ship name I like best. I should work on standardizing this. Always a smushname. I WILL tag things platonically and romantically with the same ship name
Technically falls under that but any form of queer separatism like aphobia, transandrophobia, transmisogyny
Anti-ship
Anti-kin
Anti-endo
Posted hate for ship I like where I've seen: joshneku, jonmartin, blupjeans, others but this is off the top of my head at 7am
It's really funny actually in the past there was a 1:1 ratio of blupjeans hater to aphobe, literally all of the haters were
Posted xReader fic in tags I follow
Too many rp promos in tags I follow
Supported the bullying of John Green on tumblr (that was sexual harassment on top of an anti-led crusade)
Disliked cats a bit too much (as in literally the animal)
Saw your takes while browsing replies to a random post and didn't like them a bit too much
At least 1 person for having my deadname
Vibes
Spam bot
Asked me to boost a donation post (not my friend or friend of friend)
Actively encouraging people not to vote and encouraging "burn it all down" accelerationist takes as if a violent political upheaval won't kill many people who need aid the most
If concrete reasoning no long applies let me know somehow I guess if this is fucking you up lmao, I don't think I make enough hit posts for it to matter but dm a side blog like @composereggwrites or something, I think it works like that, if it doesn't someone let me know ??? Idk just give an contact any way you figure out idc that much
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“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting
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The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I had this sketch of Joshua (the black and white) laying around in my folder for 3 years that I didn't know what I wanted to do with it. I still don't but I wanted to get it out and I though making it outrageously rainbow could do the trick. And adding dragon like tail thingy ? Megumi ?? But still prefer the black and white after all so... freeing both versions.
It's a sketch from the original reverse shot of this big bang drawing by the way but he felt somehow too ominous for it.
Recently remembered my favorite Steph panel and wanted to post it. The pose... the expression... her moe factor on its own should be enough to incapacitate any villain.
Breakdown of what kind of bad boss the sect leaders are:
Lxc: nonprofit ed who got promoted way too young with no management experience who is excellent at executing the mission and whose heart is in the right place but bless his heart you would not put him in charge of a pet rock because the pet rock would die. Gets away with an incredible amount of dysfunction because he's really nice. The person in charge of operations is g-d's strongest soldier and whatever they are getting paid it's not enough.
Nmj: ex military blue collar union guy. Thinks he's very fair and moral and thinks he runs a tight ship because he whips out drill sergeant stuff when people aren't acting right, meanwhile the amount of hazing going on would shame a british prep school. Confuses "yelling at staff" for "addressing the problem." If you're bringing problems with your coworkers to him then you're the one at fault. Man up and work harder. Does inspire big loyalty though.
Jiang Fengmian: checked out head of a family business who swears *he's * not the one bringing his family problems to work, it's his family doing that (he is absolutely doing that). Always says he's going to give people bonuses and always forgets. Actively jeopardizing the business with the family shit he refuses to deal with. Lets his kids and wife terrorize staff and then at most is like "now now, see this is why I can't finalize a succession plan."
Jin Guangshan: do I even need to say it.
Wen Ruohan: fully insane and delusional tech ceo who genuinely believes that like. If they don't build a superintelligence on the moon then the libs will win. Basically peter Thiel.
Wei Wuxian: startup nutcase. Sends you 10 emails for immediate reply at 3am. Misses your scheduled check in because he just HAD to try his new idea Right Now. Ethics and testing are for people who won't be remembered by history. Eats your lunch out of the fridge even when you lable it.
Jiang Cheng: he's on 30 under 30, his org is tight, they are famous for getting things done and done well, but nobody who works there smiles and its because boss man has never said a single nice thing about anyone's work and is always pissed off. Regularly makes staff cry by just saying mean shit. Sadly, he does not mean any of it and doesn't understand why turnover is so high. He does pay really well and the perks are great but is that enough to make up for him taking everything personally and making everything personal?
Jin Guangyao: look i know I am not an unbiased observer but I do think he was a really really good boss ok. Knowledgeable about all aspects of the operation, knows everyone's name and personal details, patient and accommodating. However it is really hard to get him to fire someone even when they are obviously and persistently terrorizing everyone else, which does cause a lot of problems and is very very frustrating to work for because you just wind up having to put up with xue yang despite his hr file being a mile long because boss man feels really bad about firing people. Except for that one intern but that's Very Confidential :). Everyone is shocked when the FBI raids the office and even more shocked when its about him having used company resources to cover up a murder.
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sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.
This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?
My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?
There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?
It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.
