they’ve already started shaking and throwing up about people calling brudick’s early relationship abusive and throwing out the phrase emotional incest 😭 they will skirt around the obvious until they die but it’s so entertaining to watch. sure grandma brudick’s relationship is totally healthy and normal now lets get you to bed

dick surviving his 17th 9/11 in bludhaven and then getting his prostate milked by bruce so good that he can’t move for the next 12 hours. this is my pitch for world peace not sure what everyone else thinks about this

no need for therapy i just channel all my terrible thoughts in dick graysons direction and make it his problem

u know the humiliating part of people knowing or it being widely known that you were raped is that feeling that like. now everybody knows that you are Rapeable. you are the type of person that can get so stupidly taken advantage of/overpowered/tricked etc and you allow rape to happen to you which regular people don’t but you are and because you are there’s an implication that it could happen again. everybody listening now has the information that you were powerless enough to get raped which means you might still be and it feels like almost an invitation for somebody to try again because it feels like you have rape victim branded on your forehead forever. this is an especially humiliating endeavour when you are somebody who is hyperindependent or generally considered tough/strong in some sense and if your broader perception of self comes from these qualities of yours, if you identify yourself primarily by them. what i’m getting at here is Dick Grayson

hello brudick nation hows it going what are we thinking about today

life is just about brudick and then other things also happen in the background

being dg’s friend means you have to accept that you’ll bear witness to at least one bruce wayne related crashout during your friendship and the only dialogue option that doesn’t lead to you losing -10000 affection points with him is impassively nodding your head and being like yeah everyone’s relationship with their dad is this level of weird you guys are so normal. (donna troy voice) you must NOT under any circumstance say or imply bruce was or is wrong an entirely separate crashout will take place

when you get to the point of being obsessed with a ship where you’re like yeah they have awkward silly heartfelt average-to-bad sex sometimes you know it’s too serious and its time to shut it down. no longer bothering to fetishise they’re just basically real to me at this point like #yeah

lesbian brudick feels like a thought so powerful that it shouldn’t even be allowed. whenever i think about it i feel like the cia will come knocking on my door because i’m cooking so hard that it’s detrimental to the wellbeing of all of us

i’ll get in a mood and spend a whole week throwing out every possible brudick scenario i can think of and then move on with my life like nothing happened

so many reasons not to kill oneself. such as brudick somnophilia for example. life is full of beautiful treasures