oh shit sweet flips

Americans, You know those bumper stickers that are like “proud my son is a marine 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”. Well I think Lirin should get a bumper sticker that says “I can’t believe my idiot son is a fucking marine” with a picture of Kaladin on it

kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

Stormlight lore is wild because some asshole killed a sheep which means slave fantasy John Wick ended up being unleashed upon the world's political theater changing geopolitical alliances enabling some fuckin old guy with the altered IQ of a bagel to kill the god of literal hatred and put himself on said god's throne of immortal crab violence inspiring space conquest powered by the cloned ghost of a reformed war criminal who sacrificed himself to stop bagel IQ guy from taking over the world, but at least slave fantasy John Wick got married so that's cool

We, yes,WE r going to be very gay not only this month but the rest of the year

#oh… gwen’s gentle love for merlin leadinf to the gift of excalibur… #and to her own rise as the eventual wielder ie the queen of camelot #while freya’s tragic love for merlin led to its sheathing #and her own fall into an inevitable death #that was then ecclipsed by her rise as the lady of the lake #guardian of excalibur and forever it’s ‘sheath’ #in a way… #that initial crush from gwen was ‘cast away’ or cast /into/ something stronger #that defined the rest of their friendship #while freya’s love was took up as an oath just as he laid her down… (via @groundbreakingdot872)

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones

[ID: Digital art of Renarin, standing wide-legged and leaning back like a cool guy. He's got a Rubik's cube in one hand and a glowing red sword in the other. In the background, a massive explosion and the word AUTISM in flaming letters. End ID]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)