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explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
May I please have 1 everything
Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually
Interesting I like it
Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling
> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!
Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.
There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!
You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.
The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha
That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.
I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.
Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

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“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭
this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐
ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever
kinda curious to see what ppl get
My favorite so far is "My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine?"
I decided to make a list of mentions of curly or wavy hair in the Stormlight Archive, because I mean, why not. Side characters have been mostly omitted.
Kaladin:
“His black Alethi hair was shoulder-length and wavy, his eyes a dark brown. He also had knots of white cord on the shoulders of his jerkin, marking him as a squadleader.” — TWOK: 1
“Not Sadeas at all. A young man with a strong face and long, curling black hair. He carried a spear.” — TWOK: 68
“Dalinar’s guards had very few lighteyes among them. That was odd. And did that one man at the door look familiar? The tall darkeyed man with the blue coat that went down to his knees. The man with the shoulder-length hair, curling slightly…” — WOR: 36
“Kaladin saw himself reflected in a pan hanging beside the brick oven. Long hair with a curl to it, the tips resting against his shoulders.” — OB: 6
“He could feel her, like a gust of wind, move up his sleeve then out his collar, into his hair. The long curls hid her, they’d determined, well enough.” — OB: 31
“Shallan glanced at him. There was something about that wavy dark hair, that grim expression.” — OB: 39
“The light resolved into a man with shoulder-length wavy hair, a blue uniform, and a silvery spear in his hand.” — OB: 119
““Tall for a human, with wavy black hair worn to the shoulders. Clean shaven, he has a slave’s brand on his forehead.”” — ROW: 1
“Kaladin was tall, and Lirin was short. The younger man had that unruly hair falling in a natural curl.” — ROW: 3
““Tall male,” the Regal said. “Shoulder-length wavy hair. Slave brands.”” — ROW: 53
“As she was thinking on this, someone entered the small tent at the edge of the dome, where they were waiting. Kaladin, with his blue uniform and shoulder-length hair with a faint curl to it.” — WAT: 13
The Kholins:
“She wore part of it up, wrapped around a small, scroll-shaped golden ornament with two long hairpins holding it in place. The rest tumbled down behind her neck in small, tight curls. Even twisted and curled as it was, it came down to Jasnah’s shoulders—if left unbound, it would be as long as Shallan’s hair, reaching past the middle of her back.” — Jasnah, TWOK: 5
“She sat at his writing desk now, hair bound up in curls and crossed with four hair-spikes.” — Navani, TWOK: 52
“His dark hair curled to his shoulders, and was matched by a fine beard.” — Gavilar, OB: 36
“The flaps burst apart, revealing a man with fine clothing and wavy hair. Sadeas gaped, then stumbled to the side, holding the flap for Dalinar, who did not break stride.” — Dalinar, OB: 75
“He stared toward eternity, crown on his head, the curls of his beard and hair preserved delicately in the stone.” — Gavilar, OB: 105
Sadeas:
“At the pavilion, Sadeas walked out into the night. He had removed his helm, revealing a head of thick black hair that curled and tumbled around his shoulders.” — TWOK: 15
“This Sadeas was a different creature entirely, with that round face, curly hair, and lofty expression.” — TWOK: 17
“Sadeas stood ahead. The treacherous highprince waited with arms folded, still wearing his Shardplate, curly black hair blowing in the breeze.” — TWOK: 69
“He turned to leave, and stopped short. Someone stood behind him—a stout man with a bulbous face and black curly hair.” — WOR: 37
Other characters:
““Yeah,” said Leyten, a tall, stout man with curly hair. “That’s right.”” — TWOK: 14
“A short woman in a fine dress stood on the manor’s steps, hands on her hips. She had curly dark hair. From northern Alethkar, then?” — Palona, WOR: 40
“Balat ran a hand through his curling hair.” — WOR: 45
“Her hair had dried, but she tended to keep it long and straight down her back, with only its natural curl to give it body. The Alethi women favored intricate braids instead.” — Shallan, WOR: 47
“His hair was growing far too long; the tight black curls had a tendency to stick straight out.” — Sigzil, OB: 35
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

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don't piss me off tagging photos of random hairy men "bears"!!!!!! bears are FAT!!!!!! FATTTT! LET BEARS BE FAT!!!!!
awesome beach near me
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough
Rock!!!! And roll
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sometimes I remember elhokar really liked cartography and I get sad because if he was a lightweaver he could have done the giant roshar map :( and now he can’t make the giant autism roshar map :( why :(

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Jasnah (closeted asexual), Adolin (closeted bisexual) and Elhokar (closeted gay/trans woman) when anyone asks them who's the queer cousin: oh yeah definitely Renarin
How Characters from Other Cosmere Novels Would Provide Aid and Comfort to the Traitor Moash
As requested by anon. :)
@taravangians-storming-balls posted a moadolin comic on reddit and received a truly bizarre hate comment, as detailed on their post about the incident. The reddit comment notably accused the comic of "providing aid and comfort to the traitor Moash," a phrasing that has since delighted denizens of tumblr. Anyway, that's the background. Now here is how characters from other Cosmere novels would go about providing aid and comfort to the traitor Moash.
1. Kelsier
Kelsier: [Watching Moash kill people, clapping and cheering] Kelsier: Woo-hoo! Nice job, son! Kelsier: I have orange slices and a juice box for you whenever you get tired! Kelsier: [shaking his head with a fond smile] Kelsier: Ah, kids.
2. Tress
Tress: Wow...it sounds like you've read a really rough time. Tress: Of course you can still stay on the ship! Tress: I mean, Laggart was cruel and mean and killed people, and we still let him stay on! It's fine! Laggart: ...I wish you wouldn't use me as an example every time we welcome aboard a new crewmember. Tress: Oh, sorry! Moash: ...What kind of place IS this?
3. Zane
Zane: Crazy? You're definitely not crazy. Zane: Killing people because a god tells you to is pretty normal, actually. Zane: And your dyed black uniform IS cool. Moash: ...Why do I feel worse every time you agree with me? Zane: I have that effect on people.
4. Dusk
Dusk: Patji is an unforgiving place. You will likely not survive. Moash: ...I was promised aid and comfort? Dusk: Oh. Hm. Dusk: Aid: If you feel a tickle, that means you are about to die. Dusk: Comfort: If you die, you will no longer suffer in this place. Dusk: Goodbye. Moash: ... Moash: I guess that technically counts.
5. Silence
Silence: We don't care about people's pasts here. Silence: This is a waystop in the Forests of Hell. Moash: Great. I'm Moash, by the way. Silence: Already more than I wanted to know. Moash: ... Moash: I think I might like it here.
6. Lightsong
Lightsong: You seem very tense. Lightsong: Please! Relax. Have a drink. It gets better. Lightsong: I know that Returning is a lot, at first. Moash: Why does everyone in this place assume I'm one of you god people??? Lightsong: Are you not? You're awfully tall and strong and handsome, so I just assumed... Lightsong: Do you want a drink anyway? Moash: Tall...? Strong...? Handsome...? Lightsong: Oh dear. I might have broken him.
7. Miles Hundredlives
Miles: I'm impressed by your resume, son. Miles: You understand who the true criminals are, and you do not let the law stop you from apprehending them. Miles: I would be honored to recruit you to the cause. Miles: Quick question--are you open to being hemalurgically spiked? Moash: Sure, whatever. Miles: You might be...pefect.
8. Raoden
Moash: All I really wanted was a good king. Moash: My whole plan was to kill the corrupt ruler and replace him with Dalinar, who I thought at the time was a good man. Moash: Then I figured humans suck so the ones who should be in charge are the Singers. Moash: But you! Everyone says you're an actual good king AND you're not human! Moash: Please let me work for you! Raoden: [Is silver] Um...I am human, though? Moash: Ew, really? Moash: Well, I'll get past it. Raoden: ... Roaden: Welcome on board, I suppose?
9. Vin
Vin: So you...killed the ruler of your city due to his crimes against your people and also more specifically the fact that he killed someone you loved? Vin: Hype. [holds up her hand for a high-five] Moash: [eying her warily] I also killed a lot of other people. Vin: Ah yes. Vin: Been there. Vin: So what do you think? Join our crew? Moash: ... Moash: Why does everyone on this planet want to recruit me?
10. Tindwyl
Tindwyl: Posture? Uninspiring. Tindwyl: Self-confidence and charisma? Nonexistant. Tindwyl: Old uniform dyed black? Pathetic. Tindwyl: If I am to help you realize your true potential, you will need to do everything that I say. Moash: Who the hell are you?! How is this "aid and comfort"?! Tindwyl: I offer twice the aid. Tindwyl: I offer no comfort. Moash: ... Moash: I could be on board with that.