Elhobsession Central

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

favourite car sticker i've ever seen was one that said "DO NOT let jesus take the wheel. they did not have cars back then & he can't drive"

[ID: A digital illustration of Rlain and Renarin by @inkusdingus in the style of a 1911 American advertisement for men’s shirts by J.C. Leyendecker. Rlain has black skin and red carapace which shows on his hands and “helmet” (along with the Bridge Four tattoo) but his shoulders are smooth and spikeless. Renarin has tan skin and his black hair is slicked back stylishly. They both have broad shoulders and narrow waists, but Rlain has a little more muscle on him. They both wear fancy dress tuxedos, with white shirts, white vests, white ties, and white boutonniers. They wear fashionable black trousers and jackets. Renarin sits, legs apart and leaning forward with his elbows on his thighs. He’s fiddling with a pair of white gloves as he looks dreamily at Rlain’s lips. Meanwhile Rlain sits at a respectful distance beside him but leans closer, one hand on his hip and his other hand casually touching his cheek as he parts his lips to whisper something private to Renarin. End ID.]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

I had a dream a while back where they made a Stormlight live action TV series and Elhokar and Moash kissed in it. And I just wanna say I won't accept any TV adaptation that doesn't include that now

i heard in the live action they’re giving kaladin estrogen

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[ID: art of Elhokar Kholin and Moash. Both are undressed and Moash has Elhokar pressed up against the wall. They're kissing; Elhokar has one hand in Moash's hair and one on his back, whilst Moash is holding him up. /end ID]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

Do you ever think the One is like “Yeah, could have gone without that experience”