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You know that feeling when you go through a persons posts and you can CLEARLY tell who their favorite characters are

Couldn't be me just dont go through my blog hahahaaaaa NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

#once i have a favorite character i give them a little corner in my brian for them to occupy but they refuse to stay within those bounds #and proceed to consume my every waking thought #*dora the explorer voice* Can YOU guess who my favorite characters are #no actually dont guess its better for us both #favorite character #books #fantasy

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malkoddith

i was gonna do a “who’s the sexiest cosmere character” poll

but then I realized we already know adolin is the sexiest. Followed closely by stick

that-androgynous-lightweaver

see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.

nooneinnportant

Disrespectfully, you're both soooo wrong. Jasnah is the hottest!!!!

She has the obvious hotness that Adolin embodies, Kaladin's broodines, mystique and competence, while still being canonically one of the smartest characters in the Cosmere. That's the trifecta right there, and nobody can possibly hope to compete against it.

kyo-the-windrunner

See-- and ik that this is not picking semantics and vibes --but I would say that Jasnah is in a different criteria than sexy. Something more refined, more... Greek-godess-y than sexy. Alluring? Ravishing perhaps? But sexy doesn't quite hit the nail on the head imo.

nooneinnportant

It really is semantics bc me personally I have neeeveeerr found Adolin attractive nor hot but for the sake of the post and comparison I had to do what I must.

Fully agree with you on the Jasnah take, though. Sexy couldn't even begin to describe her. She is far more than that; she transcends the very meaning of the word. Like you said in a very Greek-godess-y sort of way.

nooneinnportant

Adonalsium, please!!! Take all of the world's suffering and give it all to Hoid!

I think we can both agree that he deserves it.

humanfox030

nooneinnportant

He looks so miserable here.

I LOVE IT!!!!

silverlight-art

"...a woman's mind is her most precious weapon. It must not be employed clumsily or prematurely. Much like the aforementioned knife to the back, a clever gibe is most effective when it is unanticipated."

-jasnah kholin - the Stormlight archive @brandsanderson

Illustrazione dedicata a Jasnah, ancora non ci credo che non avevo disegnato questa Dea ✨️

nooneinnportant

This... might just be the best thing I have ever had the blessing of laying my eyes upon. She's so beautiful 😢.

Jasnah Kholin, my love <3333.

#thank you for this op #im actually crying rn #im not even kidding #jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #cosmere #stormlight fanart

Adonalsium, please!!! Take all of the world's suffering and give it all to Hoid!

I think we can both agree that he deserves it.

#bullying hoid is my favorite extracurricular activity ever 😊#wit #hoid #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

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nooneinnportant

As for my favorite Cosmere polycule, I raise you, Hoid, Kelsier, Frost, Khrisalla, and Jasnah.

Thank me later.

#oh my god its beautiful #<- heheheh thank you #<#theyre probably the worst poly cule known to man #“i think wife nine is poisoning you” ass polycule #<- they are the worst polycule ever arent they?#wife nine in this is definitely kelsier btw #and hes poisoning all of them #but hoid especially #i dont have any ideas for a ship name however so ill leave that to you

As for my favorite Cosmere polycule, I raise you, Hoid, Kelsier, Frost, Khrisalla, and Jasnah.

Thank me later.

#jasnah kholin #khrissalla #wit #hoid #kelsier #frost #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting #mistborn #jasnah kholin my beloved #crack ship

malkoddith

i was gonna do a “who’s the sexiest cosmere character” poll

but then I realized we already know adolin is the sexiest. Followed closely by stick

that-androgynous-lightweaver

see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.

nooneinnportant

Disrespectfully, you're both soooo wrong. Jasnah is the hottest!!!!

She has the obvious hotness that Adolin embodies, Kaladin's broodines, mystique and competence, while still being canonically one of the smartest characters in the Cosmere. That's the trifecta right there, and nobody can possibly hope to compete against it.

#we gotta see who everyone thinks is sexier #<- see i agree with this #just bc i want both of you to be proven wrong #cosmere #stormlight archive #jasnah kholin my beloved #jashan kholin #and if you want more proff we all know that the most gorgeous women ever all have horrendous taste in men #my point is already made

nooneinnportant

the-first-gem

I miss Jasnah.

nooneinnportant

Me too, bro. Me too.

Jasnah and Hoid interrogating a ghostblood for information. Hoid is "the bad cop" while Jasnah's "the good cop." The guy has a full-on metal breakdown when Jasnah offers them a cup of coffee with a big cheerful smile on her face.

#jasnah kholin my beloved #jasnah kholin #hoid #wit #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

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Navani: You don't hear me saying anything about Kaladin and Adolin's weird little relationship.

Kaladin and Adolin: You’re just jealous.

#community reference!!!#navani kholin #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #cosmere #stormlight archive

spellbound037

I know we all make fun of Wit for managing to fumble Jasnah by not telling her about his past (as we should), but like... honestly would she even believe him? His past is absolutely WILD

nooneinnportant

I also like bullying him in general. That just so happens to be my favorite subject by which to do so.

#i love the rant in the tags btw please never stop #you dont need to be allo or to have even remotely dated anyone to be “qualified” to talk ab relationshipz #i mean look at me never so much as had a crush on anyone and i talk ab jaswit basically nonstop #<#The bar is in hell and they're both army crawling under it #<- truer words have never been said #it makes me wanna cry #i love them so so so much #cosmere #stormlight archive #hoid #wit #jasnah kholin my beloved #jasnah kholin

#they really encompasse the full meaning of the quote #jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #hoid #wit #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

Ahh, the Kholins. The worlds most dysfunctional family how I love you guys. Please never change.

#jasnah kholin #navani kholin #elhokar kholin #adolin kholin #renarin kholin #dalinar kholin #gavilar kholin #gavinor kholin #not includin shallan bc in my heart of hearts she never married adolin but is still an honorary kholin just like kaladin #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

echoingcave

Saying stuff in tags is just like undertexts on Roshar. Some people will see purely the reblogs of a post and never read the original tags while others make a habit of having full on conversations in tags that will never be shared

#always had a habit of adding A LOT of stuff in my tags bc i have more shit to say or context to give especially in my older posts #the inspiration has left me in recent times but i shall make an effort to employ this method once again #thank you op for informing me that other ppl are also as fixated on tags as i am #much appreciated #cosmere #stormlight archive

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"It is the duty of my Mistress.... of Whispers." Has the same exact vibe as "Raki, my love.... of skateboarding."

I know what you are, Rhaenyra Targaryen.

#you cant hide from me #rhaenyra targaryen #house of the dragon #fire and blood #a song of ice and fire #got #hotd season 3 #hotd

nooneinnportant

UMMMM... HELLOOO??!!! Give me a second. I'll just be going insane in the corner.

mightymo63

nooneinnportant

The way this is also something Ranette herself would totally say. Well exept replace Jesus with The Lady Mistborn cus yk?

#10/10 #no notes #cosmere #mistborn #well unless kelsier.... but no. no. she would absolutely say vin instead

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