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You know that feeling when you go through a persons posts and you can CLEARLY tell who their favorite characters are

Couldn't be me just dont go through my blog hahahaaaaa NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

#once i have a favorite character i give them a little corner in my brian for them to occupy but they refuse to stay within those bounds #and proceed to consume my every waking thought #*dora the explorer voice* Can YOU guess who my favorite characters are #no actually dont guess its better for us both #favorite character #books #fantasy

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that-androgynous-lightweaver

WaT Spoilers Chapter 61

dude jasnah and wit breaking up was actually so frickin sad to me like they had basically a total of two chapters centered around their relationship why do i careeee ugggh.

nooneinnportant

Happens to the best of us, don't worry.

#the fact that jasnah and wit barely interact and are unlikely to do so more in the future is something that keeps me up at night #like HOW DID i manage to get so attached to these looser nerds??!!#ill never know #but it happened #so now i am forever tormented #jasnah kholin #wit #hoid #cosmere #stormlight archive

After learning that the Cosmere isn't an entire universe or even a dwarf galaxy for that matter but actually just a cluster of stars, i find it so funny when characters like Hoid complain ab not being able to find some of the shards.

Like, maybe that's bc they're not hiding in the same 40 km radius as everyone else. Why are people so laser focused on these 10 places when there are billions, if not trillions of other planets out there?

#ts genuinely kills me 💀#and yeah that may be bc in the Cosmere are the only living beings out there #but these are gods they do not need stable living conditions to inhabit a planet they can even create LIFE on said planet #why are we limiting ourselves here #i think it was more believable when i thought the planets and solar systems were a bit more spaces out yk?#that made more sense to me than all these planets and solar systems being so clustered near one another #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting #mistborn #elantris #warbraker

What's that Hoid post everyone is chatting about

Hmmm, there are many Hoid posts that I've made, but i think you might be referring to the Jafrost one.

Which I'm actually shocked if you haven't seen it before, considering how many times Inferno has rebloged it.

#asks #cremposting #cosmere #stormlight archive #hoid #wit

nooneinnportant

I hate when people ask me what my favorite cosmere theories are like I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW!!!

All I have are endless montages of Jasnah and Hoid that play on loop in my head. I've got NOTHING else going on up there! NOTHING!!!

that-androgynous-lightweaver

NO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY, ONLY BLORBOS

nooneinnportant

EXACTLY!!! BLORBOS ARE EVERYTHING!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!

#i didn't even submit this i actually said “my” paalm theory #BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE NO OTHER THOUGHTS THAT'S MY ONLY THEORY #<- so real for that #bc i only have theories regarding jasnah and hoid #and even then it has nothing to do with the magic systems or anything of the like only what makes sense for their respective characters yk?

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I hate when people ask me what my favorite cosmere theories are like I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW!!!

All I have are endless montages of Jasnah and Hoid that play on loop in my head. I've got NOTHING else going on up there! NOTHING!!!

#like all im doing is making up edits of jasnah in my head okay its going to be so peak when the show finally drops trust guys 🙌#jasnah kholin #hoid #wit #jasnah kholin my beloved #my favorite idiots of all time #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

Keloid couple t-shirts where Hoid's says, "I love my controversially young boyfriend (he's 340+)" while Kelsier's says,"My boyfriend was born before the Shattering of Adonalsium".

#yk juts couple things #keloid #kelsier mistborn #kelsier #hoid #wit #cosmere #stormlight archive #mistborn #cremposting

nooneinnportant

The real reason Hoid killed Adonalsium was bc he refused to pay child support for the twins.

#BWAHAHHAHAHA WHAT #<- you heard me

nooneinnportant

"Gun to your head. Would you rather Jasnah dies at the end of Stormlight, or she stays on Roshar forever?"

Oh, gun to my head, I'd sayyy... pull the trigger.

#YOU'RE SO FUCKING REAL FOR THIS THOUGH #SHE'S TOO AWESOME SANDERSON CAN'T DO THIS TO US #*takes you by the hand* You deserve better. I pray the Vin treatment does not befall you.#<- thank you 😔#i pray for taht every day

that-androgynous-lightweaver

sun and moon symbolism goes so hard for lerati. ati lit the sky for so, so many -- but when he finally went out, he almost took scadrial with him. leras, on the other hand, spent what felt like an eternity drifting away, until ati's passing killed both of them.

#anyways thank vea for the tortures #they reminded me of this draft #<- happy to be of service!!!#lerati #ati cosmere #leras cosmere #cosmere #mistborn

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nooneinnportant

Happy one year anniversary to me finding out Hoid is married!!! Plz ignore my spelling. i was writing this in a daze

nooneinnportant

No, no, you're right!!! It's sooo.... weird bc yeah i do think it would be more in character for him to adopt kids. Meybe, they were an accident 💀 bc otherwise i just dont see it.

Agender Hoid is so reallll though!!! Dont ever stop saying things, please. I know EXACTLY what you mean by this.

#hoid #wit #cosmere #cremposting

Happy one year anniversary to me finding out Hoid is married!!! Plz ignore my spelling. i was writing this in a daze

#I was shocked #shocked i tell you #still am actually #dont think ill ever get used to it #hoid #wit #cremposting #cosmere

nooneinnportant

Who is Hoid's baby daddy? Place your bets now!!!

Kelsier

Frost

Jasnah Kholin

Adonalsium

Xisisrefliel

Valor/Medelantorius

Wan Shailu

Preservation/Leras

Other funny option

Someone we haven't met yet (boring option)

Voting ended onAug 9

#Jasnah and Frost being a tie is so funny but also Kelsier is just the most logical answer #<- for the longest time frost and kelsier were very close while jasnah was a bit more behind!#<#there are several pages dedicated to their foreplay and intercourse exclusively #so it is only natural #glad the general public agrees that keloid is canon #:}#<- keloid IS canon trust #i love those very real scenes that very much happened cant wait to see them adapted on the big screen as well #if mistborn secret history doesn't have a 20 min scene of them making out while rosting the shit out of each other i dont want it

nooneinnportant

"Gun to your head. Would you rather Jasnah dies at the end of Stormlight, or she stays on Roshar forever?"

Oh, gun to my head, I'd say.... pull the trigger.

inferno-the-skywing

*the trigger clicks, but nothing ignites*

You're cute when you're scared.

<3

nooneinnportant

Hehehe, thank you 😊!!!

#so can i take this as neither endings are actually going to happen to jasnah and are instead just a figment of my fragmented frightened mind

"Gun to your head. Would you rather Jasnah dies at the end of Stormlight, or she stays on Roshar forever?"

Oh, gun to my head, I'd sayyy... pull the trigger.

#there is only one fate worse than this for jasnah but i shall not even mention it for fear of accidentally manifesting it into the world #jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #cosmere #stormlight archive

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Hoid: Stop being Hamlet.

Kelsier: Alright. I'll stop being Hamlet when you stop being a–

Hoid: He can't think of a Shakespearean character.

Kelsier: A MASSIVE TWAT!

#kelsier #kelsier mistborn #hoid #wit #keloid?#keloid #everything is keloid!!!#cosmere #cremposting #mistborn

that-androgynous-lightweaver

Yeah so, apparently I lied. (I mean, to be fair, my username should really be a red flag for that sort of thing!) It's very short, so if you feel like being emotionally destroyed right now, hopefully this does it :) (And make sure to keep an eye on @shipwrecked-event because I'm sure there will be a lot more of that going on in the next two months 🌝🌞)

nooneinnportant

Holy hell. You mad bastard you actually did it. THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!! I'm gonna cry. It's just...its so beautiful.

#cant believe it took me a full day to learn of this.#lerati #cosmere #mistborn #ati cosmere #leras cosmere #i shall also patiently be waiting for the long fic 🫡

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