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You know that feeling when you go through a persons posts and you can CLEARLY tell who their favorite characters are

Couldn't be me just dont go through my blog hahahaaaaa NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS

#once i have a favorite character i give them a little corner in my brian for them to occupy but they refuse to stay within those bounds #and proceed to consume my every waking thought #*dora the explorer voice* Can YOU guess who my favorite characters are #no actually dont guess its better for us both #favorite character #books #fantasy

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nooneinnportant

JASNAH KHOLIN.

Like and reblog if you agree.

nooneinnportant

I'm rebloging this bc I also agree.

#jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #jasnah kholin the woman that you are #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

I just got another friend of mine to read the cosmere, and he's almost done with the first mistborn book.

Let's just say I'm having the absolute time of my life being a little shit and giggling in the corner whenever something happens.

#He's so confused #I LOVE IT!!!#buddy doesn't even know ab hoid yet #which im shocked by given that i cant spend 3 seconds with talk ab him or jasnah #but i don't want him to get spoiled so...#i must live in agony until then #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting #mistborn

nooneinnportant

Having Kaladin do couple's counseling for Jasnah and Hoid is like creating his own personal hell.

I think he might actually prefer Breize over this.

inferno-the-skywing

*couples'

*counselling

*Braize

*looks down on you*

nooneinnportant

Hehehe, thank you, Inferno. You're the best 🫶. Also, autocorrect said siad it's counseling, not counselling sooo.....

inferno-the-skywing

It's lying

nooneinnportant

Yeah, that tracks.

inferno-the-skywing

Well, to be more specific, one l is the American form of the word, two ls is the version sensible people use.

inferno-the-skywing

Oh, and @nooneinnportant.

*said

nooneinnportant

UGHHH FUCK OFF!!! DONT TELL EM HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

Grammer and correct spelling are for loosers!!!

inferno-the-skywing

*straightens up and glares down at you with disappointment*

Who's them? And loosers? As in people who loosen? What are they loosening?

nooneinnportant

EVERYTHING!!!

inferno-the-skywing

Use complete sentences, or I will not listen to you.

nooneinnportant

I refuse. (See complete sentence it includes an object and a subject, a verb and a pronoun!)

inferno-the-skywing

You claim to refuse, yet you listen anyway, don't you? You're pathetic.

nooneinnportant

Thanks!! I try (^3^)～☆

nooneinnportant

Having Kaladin do couple's counseling for Jasnah and Hoid is like creating his own personal hell.

I think he might actually prefer Breize over this.

inferno-the-skywing

*couples'

*counselling

*Braize

*looks down on you*

nooneinnportant

Hehehe, thank you, Inferno. You're the best 🫶. Also, autocorrect said siad it's counseling, not counselling sooo.....

inferno-the-skywing

It's lying

nooneinnportant

Yeah, that tracks.

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Having Kaladin do couples' counseling for Jasnah and Hoid is like creating his own personal hell.

I think he might actually prefer Braize over this.

#jasnah kholin #jasnah kholin my beloved #hoid #wit #kaladin stormblessed #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

Every time someone draws Adolin as a basic white boy with bleach blond hair, an angel loses its wings.

#same with when the characterize him as this golden retiver boyfriend #like get me OUT OF HEREEEE!!!!#cosmere #adolin kholin #stormlight archive

On the topic of bad-ish cosmere fan casts... Ryan Gosling as Kelsier.

#lets add it to the gosling-verse!!!!#cosmere #cremposting #mistborn #mistborn adaptation #Kelsier #ryan gosling

Shallan: Girls are hot. Guys are hot. Why is everyone so hot?

Jasnah: Global warming.

#shallan davar #bi disaster shallan davar #cosmere #stormlight archive #jasnah kholin #mistborn #cremposting

that-androgynous-lightweaver

WaT Spoilers Chapter 61

dude jasnah and wit breaking up was actually so frickin sad to me like they had basically a total of two chapters centered around their relationship why do i careeee ugggh.

nooneinnportant

Happens to the best of us, don't worry.

#the fact that jasnah and wit barely interact and are unlikely to do so more in the future is something that keeps me up at night #like HOW DID i manage to get so attached to these looser nerds??!!#ill never know #but it happened #so now i am forever tormented #jasnah kholin #wit #hoid #cosmere #stormlight archive

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After learning that the Cosmere isn't an entire universe or even a dwarf galaxy for that matter but actually just a cluster of stars, i find it so funny when characters like Hoid complain ab not being able to find some of the shards.

Like, maybe that's bc they're not hiding in the same 40 km radius as everyone else. Why are people so laser focused on these 10 places when there are billions, if not trillions of other planets out there?

#ts genuinely kills me 💀#and yeah that may be bc in the Cosmere are the only living beings out there #but these are gods they do not need stable living conditions to inhabit a planet they can even create LIFE on said planet #why are we limiting ourselves here #i think it was more believable when i thought the planets and solar systems were a bit more spaces out yk?#that made more sense to me than all these planets and solar systems being so clustered near one another #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting #mistborn #elantris #warbraker

What's that Hoid post everyone is chatting about

Hmmm, there are many Hoid posts that I've made, but i think you might be referring to the Jafrost one.

Which I'm actually shocked if you haven't seen it before, considering how many times Inferno has rebloged it.

#asks #cremposting #cosmere #stormlight archive #hoid #wit

nooneinnportant

I hate when people ask me what my favorite cosmere theories are like I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW!!!

All I have are endless montages of Jasnah and Hoid that play on loop in my head. I've got NOTHING else going on up there! NOTHING!!!

that-androgynous-lightweaver

NO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY, ONLY BLORBOS

nooneinnportant

EXACTLY!!! BLORBOS ARE EVERYTHING!!! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!

#i didn't even submit this i actually said “my” paalm theory #BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE NO OTHER THOUGHTS THAT'S MY ONLY THEORY #<- so real for that #bc i only have theories regarding jasnah and hoid #and even then it has nothing to do with the magic systems or anything of the like only what makes sense for their respective characters yk?

I hate when people ask me what my favorite cosmere theories are like I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW!!!

All I have are endless montages of Jasnah and Hoid that play on loop in my head. I've got NOTHING else going on up there! NOTHING!!!

#like all im doing is making up edits of jasnah in my head okay its going to be so peak when the show finally drops trust guys 🙌#jasnah kholin #hoid #wit #jasnah kholin my beloved #my favorite idiots of all time #cosmere #stormlight archive #cremposting

Keloid couple t-shirts where Hoid's says, "I love my controversially young boyfriend (he's 340+)" while Kelsier's says,"My boyfriend was born before the Shattering of Adonalsium".

#yk juts couple things #keloid #kelsier mistborn #kelsier #hoid #wit #cosmere #stormlight archive #mistborn #cremposting

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The real reason Hoid killed Adonalsium was bc he refused to pay child support for the twins.

#BWAHAHHAHAHA WHAT #<- you heard me

nooneinnportant

"Gun to your head. Would you rather Jasnah dies at the end of Stormlight, or she stays on Roshar forever?"

Oh, gun to my head, I'd sayyy... pull the trigger.

#YOU'RE SO FUCKING REAL FOR THIS THOUGH #SHE'S TOO AWESOME SANDERSON CAN'T DO THIS TO US #*takes you by the hand* You deserve better. I pray the Vin treatment does not befall you.#<- thank you 😔#i pray for taht every day

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