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big cosmere adaptation news from the mistborn anniversary stream!!!
okay anyways my thoughts on all of it are below the cut
of course, given the entirety of this blog, I do feel a certain announcement in particular deserves freedom from the cut. ahem:
"Mistborn: Secret History would only be adapted if the actor's schedule allows it, as a standalone project released after the original Mistborn film trilogy."
YOU'RE SAYING IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN????
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Hey Akane I wanted to ask what do you think of the idea that Aqua sorta represents a younger child version of Kris? Now I’m not saying they are Kris but they do seem to act sorta like how Kris was implied to act when they were younger there’s also both of their affinity for knives and it also plays into the little theory that Kris originally had the patience/Cyan soul prior to the red one not to mention I’m pretty sure they share the same blue color
My feelings on the matter is that ALL the flowers represent an aspect of Kris in some way. Aqua is just the one people notice first.
Seth = Kris' gender identity (there is a whole Cafe dialog about it)
Yellow = Kris' internalized guilt and love for cowboys (hinted at in easily missable dialog)
Blue - Kris' grace and femininity as well as their love for art (piano)
Green - Kris' penchant for not speaking
Orange = Kris' identity as a human living among monsters (the mouse claiming she is human)
Flowery - Kris' role as both the party leader and foil towards us and the other heros.
Pink = direct analog to Kris' relationship with the Player (us)
(There is probably more, but it's like 6 AM rn and I gotta go to work lol)
Hey Akane I wanted to ask what do you think of the idea that Aqua sorta represents a younger child version of Kris? Now I’m not saying they are Kris but they do seem to act sorta like how Kris was implied to act when they were younger there’s also both of their affinity for knives and it also plays into the little theory that Kris originally had the patience/Cyan soul prior to the red one not to mention I’m pretty sure they share the same blue color
My feelings on the matter is that ALL the flowers represent an aspect of Kris in some way. Aqua is just the one people notice first.
Seth = Kris' gender identity (there is a whole Cafe dialog about it)
Yellow = Kris' internalized guilt and love for cowboys (hinted at in easily missable dialog)
Blue - Kris' grace and femininity as well as their love for art (piano)
Green - Kris' penchant for not speaking
Orange = Kris' identity as a human living among monsters (the mouse claiming she is human)
Flowery - Kris' role as both the party leader and foil towards us and the other heros.
Pink = direct analog to Kris' relationship with the Player (us)
(There is probably more, but it's like 6 AM rn and I gotta go to work lol)
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tien singularity
in the club singularity
cremgpt singularity
i hardly know her singularity
you're telling me singularity
she _ on my _ till i _ singularity
singularity singularity
other singularity?????
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Have y'all considered that Santa Claus is maybe a Slider, aka a bendalloy alomantic user, and that's how he manages to deliver presents through all the world in just one night.
Here's the thing, bendalloy bubbles are generally pretty small, and even making bubbles at every house to bring the presents down the chimney would still take way longer than one night due to transportational issues - because bendalloy bubbles don't follow you around; rather, they are stationary relative to the planet you're on. If he was really skilled and burning a shit ton of bendalloy, making the bubble large enough to cover the entirety of earth would technically let him deliver everything in one night, but we would all experience time at the same rate as him. In this case, the rest of the universe would be the ones thinking the presents got delivered overnight. So, if Santa Claus IS a Slider, he's opening and closing bendalloy bubbles such that that every step he takes is in a new bubble. Not to mention, a vast majority of these bubbles are huge, because they also have to cover his reindeer when he's driving from house to house. Definitely possible, since the Claus is canonically immortal, and has probably had millennia to practice his allomancy.
However, this brings us to another question. how is he immortal? Well: in the cosmere, to be relatively immortal, there's obviously the Lord Ruler's route. We've already established that good ol' Saint Nicholas is a Slider and very long-lived, so maybe it's not unlikely to assume that he immigrated from Scadrial to Earth during what we call Era 1 out of fear due to his skills as both a feruchemist and allomancer. However, that seems like a stretch, and there's a much easier explanation for immortality in the cosmere: simply being highly invested. Take, for example, the shards. This could also explain the rapid deliveries - an shard ruling a planet uncontested would totally have the power to just drop a rust ton of presents down everyone's chimneys one night a year. And, speaking of, is there a shard we know absolutely nothing about? Whimsy. In this essay I will -
Bendalloy savantism allows you to center the bubble on yourself
https://wob.coppermind.net/events/33/#e2761
WHOAA INTERESTING I hadn't seen that quote before!! unf he does say that things moving in and out would still have interference, so dropping presents down chimneys/placing them/even grabbing cookies to eat would be problematic. but that's really fucking cool holy shit... the possibilities......
You just wrote two sizable paragraphs about why Santa Clause can’t be a Slider.
unhinged shit like this is the reason we’re mutuals
the worst thing is i tried to be nonchalant about it but i immediately made it my pinned post i was so proud of it..... and you know what that was BASED this is my favorite post of mine ever
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big cosmere adaptation news from the mistborn anniversary stream!!!
okay anyways my extremely overcapitalized thoughts are below the cut
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BAD PUBLICITY IS STILL PUBLICITY
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
In the middle of reading warbreaker and this is how I’m kinda sorta maybe imagining some of the characters bc I lowkey don’t remember how they’re all described oops lol
i was gonna do a “who’s the sexiest cosmere character” poll
but then I realized we already know adolin is the sexiest. Followed closely by stick
see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.
Disrespectfully, you're both soooo wrong. Jasnah is the hottest!!!!
She has the obvious hotness that Adolin embodies, Kaladin's broodines, mystique and competence, while still being canonically one of the smartest characters in the Cosmere. That's the trifecta right there, and nobody can possibly hope to compete against it.
you know what? yeah. she even had a shit ton of suitors before she publicly said she was atheist iirc. also, the way shallan talks about her!! jasnah is definitely the objective sexiest.
..... I will note that I was immediately informed after writing that reblog last year that there HAS been a cosmere sexyman contest before. and I don't believe Jasnah was included, for obvious gender related reasons. @cosmeresexyman...... would you be open to running a cosmere sexywoman contest? I think even the general tumblr sexy person contest runner (@/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026) runs them these days. And honestly I do think Jasnah would win, even if I would personally be rooting for Vin. (don't care if she doesn't fit the usual sexyperson criteria. she deserves it.)
The real sexiest Cosmere character is Taln and I will not be taking criticism at this time (or any time).
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"what does attractive even mean" Sokka you're so fucking real for that
“what does attractive
even mean” Sokka you’re so
fucking real for that
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i was gonna do a “who’s the sexiest cosmere character” poll
but then I realized we already know adolin is the sexiest. Followed closely by stick
see now I want you to run the poll. because I'd actually argue that Kaladin is just as canonically sexy as Adolin. he's just fifteen times more oblivious.
Disrespectfully, you're both soooo wrong. Jasnah is the hottest!!!!
She has the obvious hotness that Adolin embodies, Kaladin's broodines, mystique and competence, while still being canonically one of the smartest characters in the Cosmere. That's the trifecta right there, and nobody can possibly hope to compete against it.
you know what? yeah. she even had a shit ton of suitors before she publicly said she was atheist iirc. also, the way shallan talks about her!! jasnah is definitely the objective sexiest.
..... I will note that I was immediately informed after writing that reblog last year that there HAS been a cosmere sexyman contest before. and I don't believe Jasnah was included, for obvious gender related reasons. @cosmeresexyman...... would you be open to running a cosmere sexywoman contest? I think even the general tumblr sexy person contest runner (@/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026) runs them these days. And honestly I do think Jasnah would win, even if I would personally be rooting for Vin. (don't care if she doesn't fit the usual sexyperson criteria. she deserves it.)
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I wonder how many times Daniel and Armand tried to go in for the beheading in that park but were foiled by their own bond rapturing them and making Louis and Lestat disappear, and they had to go back and hide in the bushes again. This absolutely would happen at least three times to those losers (affectionate)
wordle spoilers for july 15 on the nonexistent chance anyone sees this before midnight
dear tumblers: let me take you on a journey. so for context, this is the first thing i did after bingeing the entirety of the vampire lestat thus far. so i open tumblr, fully intending to scream over the rollercoaster of the last six hours of my life, and the first thing i see? this.
this was at 11:30 pm my time. so, recognizing duty, i set my rage and quite frankly utter bamboozlement aside. i haven't done the wordle in a month or so (life has been strange) and i have completely forgotten my newest starter word (loved had been betraying me for far too long). so i decide to take a shot in the dark.
yeah so... was not expecting that. anyways so yes halfway through i gave up and started slinging shit at the wall, as they say. 'bring' gave me nothing, which i was pretty sure of before, but i was mad and tired so i gave it a shot anyway. 'aloha' was a desperate attempt to figure out where the hell the h and a were, which did help. from there i knew 'psha_', and was STILL baffled, so i just started going through the keyboard and pressing enter. suprisingly, i didn't even make it halfway through 'qwerty'.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
dearest New York Times (derogatory) THAT IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING WORD. PSHAW????? EXCUSE YOU????? IS THAT SPITTLE I JUST SAW COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH???????? HHTHTTJRHRJRKKTJTR WHAT I'm just going to stop here. I have too much respect for humanity to continue. Apologies, people at NYT Games
Closing thoughts: This is why I don't do wordle anymore. I dedicate ten minutes of my life to this shit and I get thrown out of a window ragdoll style. Anyways, thank you @sankta-wraith 🥹 This sufficiently distracted me from IWTV for enough time for me to calm down a bit. I honestly really needed that. Still might go scream into a pillow probably but less insanely than previously planned
sincerest apologies for distracting you from tvl but I needed you do to do it so I could rant about it to you
no I needed that 🥹 used all my energy figuring out the wordles as well as writing that post and I now have none for writing a tvl rant. and I didn't want to have to do that. this is very beneficial
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so where I'm at right now is that the entirety of the interview with the vampire show is just a dream blunt rotation featuring louis, lestat and daniel. except armand is the blunt. did I get that right
ngl i was genuinely expecting something like this
