i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

Budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus)

Somehow I have never seen this before and still knew exactly where it was going.

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.