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*pointing at your wife* you know that thing would take over your dynasty if you died, right?

…Hey, buddy, it is a very bad idea to objectify and speak ill of my wife. Especially somewhere she can see it.

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heyyy “bixia” I’ve got a quick question:

so are you definitely qin *shi* huang orrrrrrrrr

these are my clever and strategic DECOY BLOGS, which i use to thwart assassination attempts! just as i always travel with a DECOY CARRIAGE i have also set up DECOY BLOGS to protect my self from the TROLLS and TRAITORS.

The Huntsman who takes in the titular Two Brothers in the Grimms Fairy Tale is an extremely likable fictional father.

#My favorite fairy tale

I love the idea of writing pastiche fics because you know what? It's not just the characters and it's not even just the plot that I love. It's the structure. It's how the specific thing tells the story.

I tried to test my "use semi-random fan-character generation to still play creatively when you are burned out" method and all I got was the plot for a My Little Pony pastiche fic.

#the thing is it doesn't necessarily HAVE to be fan-characters - if you have already made an original setting you can use that #but the assumption is that you have a fleshed out context for the character already #the problem is I can't tell you how it works I got distracted #I will TRY AGAIN #actually no hold the phone I want to do something else tonight #I learned a brainstorming method that I want to try #I am going to do it Wrong on Purpose

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I might need to hold your hand as I say this to make sure it is not Scary, but sometimes people will like things you think are annoying, and it's not performative. They aren't stupid, they aren't pretending, they just like the thing.

#I am being snarky here but I am also a woman who had the ''people think differently than I do'' revelation very late in my teen years #I get it #also don't be a kill-joy snob.#the kill-joy is the load bearing part of that sentence - there are ways to be a birth-joy snob

OOOH Imagine Dragons is so CRINGE so bad music band make cringe bad music for listening to unpleasantness SO BAD- I don't think you have very much fun.

and I can't even find my nice tablet stylus.

But What ARE you so scared of all the time? All of it. Every one. Every day. If I am not scared of it yet, I can be scared of it later. It is all scary. All.

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The other night I was very jumpy with a severe case of "But What if A THING looks at me through the window?" and I kept jolting up and running. I don't think anyone saw me.

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Backyards at night also trigger the what if there is a Thing. There hasn't been a Thing yet but it only need happen once.

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The other night I was very jumpy with a severe case of "But What if A THING looks at me through the window?" and I kept jolting up and running. I don't think anyone saw me.

I am all better now. All my broplems. Gone. Except for the I could go for a water that's still going down.

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in every social interaction I am running the meta. I am crunching the numbers. the numbers usually say Bad Things. scary numbers. rude numbers.

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See, if I say "Hello" with THAT tone I will sound Weird and Crush Their Spirit and They Won't Like Me Very Much.

I think I should have 100 novels outlined. Not drafted. Just outlined. Kind of a thing - a gift for me, if you will.

If you suddenly start crying in front of me, I will think you need water. Small cup of water. For you.

#I don't have a lot of emotional help tools and what I do have is hand you cup of water #making soothing sounds #stand there look worried why don't drink water

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in every social interaction I am running the meta. I am crunching the numbers. the numbers usually say Bad Things. scary numbers. rude numbers.

#I am mostly fine I am just collapsed and making posts is getting into a soothing old rut in my brain

The problem is my gut reaction to randomly selected discussion about media and literature is "oh this is something for the Symptoms to Fret About" and then I'm not having fun or learning anything I am trying to manage five thousand internal alarms that think I am about to Die. And it's like, dude, this is the chill hobby. This is what we love. Why is the me like this?

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