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I have read TWO (2) books not intended for middle schoolers and both of them had POV characters who turned out to be the twist murderer and one of them had three different adulteries. Clearly this is an audience focus problem and not a genre thing. How could you do this to me, Tumblr?
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Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.
Honestly the original Ben 10 had such a solid character introduction for the boy. His first two thoughts when he gets the watch is to mess around with it, and immediately see the potential to help people.
I love the obnoxious kid with heroic instincts character type.
Every day I wake up and I try to figure out what I did wrong. You know, the big thing I did wrong that everyone knows about but me? which I have yet to figure out what it is, but hey, there’s always tomorrow!
nothing like heading off a misunderstanding with nuance in the post and then have people miss said nuance entirely. I anticipated you, you fool. I am a full step ahead.
... Okay, not only are you a step behind you are now running full tilt in a randomly chosen direction. Come back... I miss you...
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nothing like heading off a misunderstanding with nuance in the post and then have people miss said nuance entirely. I anticipated you, you fool. I am a full step ahead.
See, people in general and fandoms specifically will flatten any complicated character and either demonize or lionize them. There's no getting out of it. You can claim it especially happens to female characters and maybe the numbers would back that a little, but you also gotta factor in the "it annoys you more so it sticks with you" skew.
whenever I am particularly stressed I hear my heartbeat wooshing in my right ear I don't enjoy it.
I plan to watch Nolan's Odyssey purely out of spite towards the internet. The internet has made me spiteful.
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You can have a decent likable superhero adaption that doesn't feature the Definitive Best Version of said established superhero. The choice isn't "greatest adaption ever" or "complete trash", there is a spectrum here.
Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid
"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years
Fun and easy ways to temporarily make your smart characters stupid:
Sleep deprivation
Drugs
Pretty girl
Pretty not girl
Hungry
Stressed out
Got bored and stopped listening
Im pretty sure Avatar the Last Airbender did most of these to Sokka
Also, someone else lied to our protag.
Pain can also temporarily nerf intelligence. : D
my jeans did not get dry.
printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them
Remember NFTs?
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when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month
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i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
