Arctic Alien

listen if no one else writes this im gonna have to do it and the problem with me having to do it is that im gonna have to do it. 

going through my own blog and laughing. this girl is funny and beautiful

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

bro if you foreshadow your betrayal one more time i swear. i love you bro but can you stop hinting at the fact that you're gonna kill me

i love my evil advisor thats gonna backstab meeee <3<3<3<3<<3<3

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm