i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother