hi :)

the canon ending to dinner

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

This whiskey really tastes like soap

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Becoming the type of man I’ve always wanted to be, that is, the man who drinks alone at the hotel bar

Dark n stormy + jameson shot

Two rounds of that has you tipping 65%