hi :)

Becoming the type of man I’ve always wanted to be, that is, the man who drinks alone at the hotel bar

Dark n stormy + jameson shot

Two rounds of that has you tipping 65%

Becoming the type of man I’ve always wanted to be, that is, the man who drinks alone at the hotel bar

Dark n stormy + jameson shot

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

...you know what, OP? I think I truly do understand how that feels.

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

forgives you forgives you