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ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other
Relax bro ain’t nobody taking it from you!!
dislike the digestive system. do not need my flesh to randomly gurgle.
off the cuff ratings of various elements of human anatomy and physiology:
eyes: very nifty design only a little undercut by the viscera horror of something terrible happening to them. 8/10
nose: a lil goofy ngl but it works in context. 6/10
ears: also goofy, don’t like them, why do they produce wax and get infected. but the core concept is fine. 4/10
brain: very cool, does lots of neat stuff without having to gurgle, ooze, or twitch. 10/10
liver: like most good organs it is a calm, steady machine. a tranquil filterer of the blood. don’t like the whole oozing bile thing though. 6/10
kidneys: piss is actually slightly less gross than bile. 7/10
bladder, gall bladder: i strongly feel organs should not grow random rocks in them. 4/10
bones: very aesthetic. functional in sort of a primitive mechanical way but they give us an extremely useful set of imagery for death and time. 8/10
skin: terrifically design, though it does sometimes flake. 7/10
tongue, lips: crudely mechanical but in kind of a cool way. 7/10
digestive tract: why does it gurgle and ooze?? why must it engage in peristalsis and jerk and shudder? it’s not even the products of digestion I object to—it’s that so many organ systems in the body are at least on a macroscopic level serene and still and almost plantlike, quietly performing their function without calling any attention to themselves. and then we have the system that farts and burps and generally reminds you you are trapped in a prison of wet red meat. 1/10, only because eating is often pleasant.
heart, lungs: for such crucial organs the fact they have to continuously move feels so… primitive. we should respire by like passively absorbing air through our skin. our blood should be whisked around our body by millions of tiny invisible cilia in our veins. what is this rube goldberg shit, with an extremely vulnerable single point of failure? 3/10
hair: almost completely unnecessary. mostly functions as a way to further customize our flesh-prisons. that’s actually pretty neat. 8/10

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jaime and brienne canonically being the two bozos sitting on the fact that there is a nuke under KL. omg they should call the westerosi explosive disposal unit instead of yearning for 40 pages
shes a woman who minds her business
shes canonically too distracted by jaime cock and balls instead. kl is so fucking doomed man
this sounds like a party to me
anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
“you’re the only right thing i’ve ever wanted”
GAME OF THRONES
1x01 – "WINTER IS COMING"

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I am once again thinking about the version of ACOTAR 6 that exists only in my mind where Emerie and Mor bond over how completely and utterly Rhysand failed to protect them from patriarchal violence the way he said he would, then they fall in love and also liberate every other woman from The Bat Boys.
Lucien is also there. He's my emotional support only redeemable male character in ACOTAR.
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Have you ever been a member of a wedding party (not counting your own wedding)?
Maid of honor/best man/equivalent
Bridesmaid/groomsman/equivalent
Flower girl/ring bearer/similar younger role
Parent of the bride/groom/etc
Another role not listed here
I've helped with weddings but not been part of the wedding party
No, I've never been part of a wedding party
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rip Katara you would have loved "labour" by Paris Paloma.

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is this anything
♪ you put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste... bad ♪