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reading five-star reviews for stoner in disbelief like we really will let men get away with anything if the prose is good enough huh

#ohhhh boo hoo he only raped his wife a handful of times and now she's crazy forever. poor him. jesus christ #thomas hardy wrote jude the obscure in 1894. with a box of scraps

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lil nas x video on his insta looking healthy and happy & saying he’s been resting at home after rehab & has a therapist and psychiatrist and bipolar diagnosis now & is feeling good and is making new music

my dentist really just emailed me right before the second appointment for my crown being like “actually it’s gonna be another $1,000 for us to finish the procedure teehee” i’m gonna [REDACTED]

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ME AT THE MOUNTAIN GOATS SHOW: bring me the goat

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*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

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And when a Joe & the juice employee comes down from the stands and kisses Jalen Brunson on the mouth? And wolf parade starts playing?

#mamdani pitching the parade

it’s 5:17 a.m. and i am. officially home from the 8 p.m. knicks watch party

#almost tagged this world champions babey. not true. but you wouldn’t know it from new york tonight!!!!!!

katestewartt

#MAYBE LOVE IS REAL, I SAW IT IN ANDREW GARFIELD TALKING ABOUT JESSE EISENBERG

#people in the notes using the ship tag ‘eisenfield’… not what people were calling it when i was fifteen

madgear

my personal favorite

theeravedeath

high asf off these delicate wind chimes

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bro look at this two gay dads father’s day card i just saw at barnes and noble. genuinely almost started crying

#PRIDE AND JOY….

kimiko24

I fucking love this video

#oh my god…

neopianangst

at the grocery store, 5’5”, trying and failing to get a box off the top shelf. i see another girl, also 5’5”, coming down the aisle, but crucially she has a tall boyfriend

i flag her down. i avoid looking at jakey and ask her if “one of them” could help me get something from the top shelf (a submissive approach, honed throughout the years, to communicate that i am not a threat to her relationship and am not challenging her claim to jakey)

but as soon as i make eye contact, i realize my mistake. because this woman. is a dyke.

her prey drive activates. she sends jakey away without a glance. she says, “yeah, i’ll get it for you” with so much ‘i’m the captain of a co-ed sports team’ energy that i follow her back to the shelf helplessly even though we are, again, the exact same height.

she fails to get the box down. i fall in love instantly

#if you see a bi girl eating me alive do not help me. i’m exactly where i want to be

janeplease

#SONG OF THE SUMMER STOP THE COUNT #song abt architecture that's actually abt your architect dad taking you to conversion therapy. literally no one else doing it like her

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orphetoon

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

#i need to be her controversially younger girlfriend

wonderarium

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

#hey.

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