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It’s my pal’s birthday today, which means he was

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See also the popular fictional example of the negotiable cow:
They drove past areas with rape gangs to get to arrest people for pronoun crimes and social media posts.
>pronoun crimes
Teacher Enoch Burke will walk free from prison after more than 700 days behind bars after a judge ordered his release
Hey, good news, guys! Your side won! Now remember to adopt the same po-faced, outraged, refusal to understand basic legal processes when the schools start again, and this sleazy professional litigant gets run in for refusing to obey a court order, again.
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oh fuuuuuuuck we should start killing people.
WTH ??? OUTRAGEOUS !!!
Watch out, Babylon Bee, you've got serious competition for 'shittest The Onion ripoff'
Haha! Records, right? You know, records? And that other, new thing. What's it called - minidisc, that's the one.

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The thing about all of this is that the statements aren’t like, strictly wrong but he speaks about these things like an innate negative even though these concepts of shared communities and shared social scripts are effectively ubiquitous whenever anyone is in any space meant for bonding over anything at all. You go to a night club and you’ll have similar scripts, they’re just about night club related activities. The music, the drinks, the refreshments etc. and it’s the same with any other social gathering really. You talk to a stranger and you’ll know their shared interest, you start with that. And that is often a major foundation for any future relationship they have.
Like yeah, some people DO enjoy the act of camping in line for these events as much as the event itself, because they meet other people doing that. They talk about the thing they’re excited about, share snacks, exchange tips for how to make the experience more fun. This is like, the opposite of anti-social behavior, it’s ADDING a social element. People do it at stadiums too. You go to a ball game and you’ll see people parked in pickup trucks and SUVs and such with music and refreshments and stuff. People who aren’t sports fans go to games as a social event all the time too. Most people wouldn’t bat an eye if you went to a game because friends and family were going even if you weren’t into sports, or if you joined the celebration in your home town after a big win. It’s just a happy event for the community. So why is being a “fan of fandom” any different here?
Sure you could point out toxic elements of fandom including very serious ones but pretty much any flavor of toxicity you could point out for fandoms exist everywhere else. Rodger Ebert was a very well respected critic and for good reason but I gotta suspect he’s falling into the same pitfalls a lot of people do where because HE spends most of his time dealing with media and fandoms as part of his job, he assumes the toxic aspects of these spaces are like, unique to them because he doesn’t spend enough time in other spaces to be reminded that they have the same bullshit.
Different subject matter, but I think this is representative of Ebert’s flaws:
I was a fool for mentioning video games in the first place. I would never express an opinion on a movie I hadn't seen. Yet I declared as an
I was a fool for mentioning video games in the first place. I would never express an opinion on a movie I hadn’t seen. Yet I declared as an axiom that video games can never be Art. I still believe this, but I should never have said so. Some opinions are best kept to yourself.
One bizarre exchange with a reader led to a debate about whether Mark Twain himself valued Huckleberry Finn above a table game he had been trying to invent. “Show me a man who believes a game can have more value than Huckleberry Finn,” I wrote, “and I’ll show you a fool.” This debate became reduced to a squabble about semantics and technicalities, and in a quixotic moment I put the question to a vote, devising an online Twitter poll which asked readers which they would value more, a great game or Twain’s great novel.
Well, obviously I'd have to see the game, and to Ebert's credit he does say as much re games as a medium in the linked article. That said, sight unseen:
Huck Finn or Twain's little-known board game?
Huck Finn
Twainopoly
you know, they seem just retarded enough... to perhaps hire me...
if you take the letters they read esntsigncesmesamsons which when delimited reads es (e)nt sign ces mes amsons which isn't mediaeval occitan for anything
whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you
Old fashioned
I don't care if they're fucking old fashioned, I'm not drinkign a fucking skibidi colada or whatever they've got now
Tangentially related to my last post, rant time: I would like to talk about Unsong, and why I think it's less Jewish than I've expected it to be.
First thing first, yes, I'm aware that the author is Jewish. That doesn't really change my judgement much. I also know the author has a tumblr account, so there's a nonzero chance he will see this post. In shch a case, I hope he can understand that I'm merely frustrated with being told this was a Jewish story and finding it less so than I expected, and that this doesn't really reflect the quality of his writing. From that angle, I think Unsong is rather good. I'm not sure it's for me, though.
What lit me up here forst was the electricity-on-Shabbat part. Admittedly, in Jewish circles it is common to think of it as fire. However, the Halachic discussion over it in Orthodox circles is less certain - there were claims that it's construction, or completion, or just something too weekday like to do on the rest day. However, in this story, the main purpose of the Shabbat commandment is regarding electricity. Which is rather weird. Also, not sure I like the way the commandments are treated - but that also stems from replacing G-d with Uriel, so what can I say at this point.
Now, the above point isn't commenting that much about the Judaism of the story. After all, it is actually very much a Jewish thing to consider electricity prohibited on Shabbat and connecting it to fire. No, my problems come in other areas.
First, the worldbuilding. Specifically, the war in heaven. The whole thing about a third of the heavenly host siding with Lucifer and fighting against the larger part of the angels? That is a very Christian thing, actually. If it was ever in Jewish lore, it was taken out of the canon long ago. Fallen angels are something of a different matter, and are a bit complex. Kudos for including the "angels can't speak Aramaic" thing, but honestly, this feels more like a nice fun fact added in more than anything. The explanation is kind of original, though.
Then there's the Midrash Shem on Kissinger. Which says that we learn kissinger would be the name of a bad person because Judas Iscraiot kissed Jesus in the act of betraying him. Relatedly, Kissinger happened to be a Jewish man and comparing Jews to Judas was one somewhat common antisemitic trope.
Now, to be fair, I don't really know much about Watergate, Nixon or Kissinger - funnily enough, the most I know comes from the Unsong version, which is different from the actual event in a number of ways, I'm sure. So I can only assume that Americans have a very good reason to dislike Kissinger - he was also likely a token for Nixon, who was himself somewhat antisemitic. So I'm not going to get on anyone's case for disliking him. Also, despite what I said, I don't think mr Alexander intended in any way to be antisemitic towards Kissinger. Not just because he's Jewish - that doesn't exclude people from being antisemitic, especially considering Kissinger himself may have harbored some bigotry towards his own people - but because I don't see any sense in it. However, what he did do was use a very Christian story as part of that. Oh, and there's also the Messianic figure born from a virgin.
Now, one might argue that a story having numerous Christian elements doesn't exclude it from being Jewish. I suppose that's an interesting argument to be had, but the end point is that if I wanted stories with Christian elements I could read 101 other books. So for me, personally, seeing just all that again... the Jewish elements didn't feel enough. This is largely a me problem, I can acknowledge that, but it's frustrating.
>So I can only assume that Americans have a very good reason to dislike Kissinger
I mean, not half so much as the Vietnamese. And the Cambodians. And the Thai. And the Laotians. The Argentines, the Chileans, the Kurds, the thing is Super K wasn't a token by any stretch of the imagination, he was very good at his job, that's the tragedy.
Just to expand on this, I think any reasonable person, weighing all the relevant facts, would have to conclude that if anything it is Judas Iscariot who is the victim of an unfair and possibly antisemitic slander by being compared to Henry Kissinger. By all accounts Judas's most heinous action only led to the one death, and that one didn't really take.

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im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
Even if the dinner's important to the plot, you can always leave it carefully offscreen and just allude to it in reported speech. Like this, for example:
Ivy forcing Harley to eat pomegranate seeds akin to Hades and Persephone.
Ivy can use the seeds to track Harley wherever she goes. Joker has tried to kidnap Harley too many times, and she's not risking losing her to the mad man.
It's a total invasion of Harley's privacy, but it's for her own good.
Harley is reluctant until she hears the words 'invasion of privacy' and 'for your own good', at which point the seeds are straight down the hatch
the thing about 'tumblr reading comprehension' is that sure yeah often someone will read some nonsense you didn't say into your post but sometimes it's like 'wow how dare you read any radfem sentiment into my post about how men are inherently worse than women'
this post would be more epistemically virtuous and more hostile with examples but i don't have any to hand so this is the version you get
I couldn't find the Classic Smithy Moment when he's asking someone 'that's quite a leap, do you have any proof that internet user Waffen-SS-88 is racist?' but it's the same basic bit.

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Calling it now: They will dye the pool green next st Patrick's day to own the libs
A Labour MP and Cabinet Minister reported one of their constituents to the police for emailing them about Gaza, which led to their arrest in a dawn raid. In Britain, the classic liberal advice ('write to your representative!') means having PC Shit Beard and his sex offender friends ramming your front door down.