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The affection in "Nooo Hollander, I want to fuck you" is absolutely wild when you remember they've only hung out like three times at that point. Three and a half if you count their first convo in 2008.
shanes first flint of desire vs ilya whining and begging for shanes virgin hole after a handshake and two (2) sloppy style blowjobs well lets just say it was never going to be anyone else for either of them
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ilya would loooove minion memes
him and cliff would send them to each other all the time
can u move things with ur mind?
yeah but only if i use my hands
rest in peace to this diva
Non-hockey player AUs are more believable for Ilya than for Shane (in that they are believable at all) but you have GOT to stop making that man a doctor or an artist or a politician. The acceptable non-sports-related professions for Ilya are as follows:
- Garbage man.
- Line cook (Boston dirt bag flavor)
- Line cook (Montreal bisexual flavor)
- Guy who secretly has a degree from MIT but he works for a start up that lets you take your dog to work and take weed breaks so everyone assumes he's unemployed because they see him wearing slides and a hoodie on Tuesdays
- Trust fund baby
- He and Troy are doing whatever those guys from Smosh are doing nowadays
- Banksy.
- Male equivalent of a Victoria's Secret Angel.
- Actually legitimately just unemployed.
- Door dash driver who has a 30% chance of stealing your food.
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I'll remember to mention that.
Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 3x17 "Enemies"
lie to me
you should be able to hit the vibrator like a weed pen if you don't have time to jack off
little gay yearning bottom eyes and big sexy russian to feast on
and a good afternoon to these comments
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*flapping my gay little wings*
*flapping my gay little wings twice as fast to show off*
*poofs my feathers big and large*
i need austin airport to be better with their food options. no i don’t want an overpriced dry af brisket sandwich i want whataburger plz plz get a whataburger in your airport what are we doing
i am also watching a two year old in a stroller navigate a cell phone in a frankly concerning way
i need austin airport to be better with their food options. no i don’t want an overpriced dry af brisket sandwich i want whataburger plz plz get a whataburger in your airport what are we doing
shane would be such an overprotective person about the people he loves, but especially about ilya, especially when they’re married. like they’re at a bar or something and shane overhears a guy next to them say something about derogatory about ilya under his breath and shane immediately turns around and goes. i’m sorry. what’d you say? no, go ahead, say it again. what’d you say about my husband? speak up, i’ll wait. he stands up and towers over the guy and the guy’s all sheepish like okay wait he’s going to actually rock my shit and ilya is like genuinely holding shane by the scruff of his neck going if we get banned from this bar i swear to god shane it’s fine we’re good please don’t but shane is already taking off his wedding ring
ilya would loooove minion memes
him and cliff would send them to each other all the time
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a selection of photos taken by other people from their first year of marriage:
towards the end of their wedding reception, sun setting, looking rumpled and tired, Ilya kissing Shane's palm while Shane is very seriously talking to Scott Hunter
the two of them with a fan, taken at the dog park, Ilya holding Anya and Shane with one arm around his husband's shoulder and the other trying to prevent Anya from licking the fan's face
Shane Hollander sitting on the Centaurs bench with blood on his face, mouth wide open, Ilya Rozanov gripping his chin and glaring at the gap where Shane's bottom canine used to be
Ilya Rozanov with his fist in the air after a goal, a smear of red in the corner of his mouth
sitting next to each other at team tape review, heads bent together, Ilya's hand on Shane's thigh, Shane's hands sketching out a play in the air
Ilya Rozanov leaning against his car in the airport arrivals line, a coffee in one hand and a forest-green smoothie in the other
Shane Hollander giving his husband the middle finger after losing the shot accuracy competition at ASG by half a second
piggyback racing across the yard with a Pike twin each clinging to their necks
Ilya Rozanov, outraged, with a face full of snow, as his husband doubles over with laughter
wearing identical blank expressions the seventeenth time a journalist asks about their "off-ice chemistry"
Shane Hollander throwing his head back and cackling in a booth at a random dive bar in a random city, Ilya Rozanov grinning into his drink
asleep on the team bus after game 5 of the conference finals, Ilya curled into Shane's shoulder
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