the likelihood of drunk Ilya coming home to Shane and quietly begging him ‘can you grill me a cheese’ is never zero

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the likelihood of drunk Ilya coming home to Shane and quietly begging him ‘can you grill me a cheese’ is never zero

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
cliff marlow voice ohhhh shit im, like, part of the system through inaction, dude
[Ilya Rozanov voice] it’s Brittany Bitch

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i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand
common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day
recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."
in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"
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I am tired of defensiveness and weird, mixed signals. Let's just get to the truth here, okay?
Buffy and Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003).

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Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.
Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.
You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out
IDK about other places, but a ton of cities in Kentucky have preemptively banned data centers from being built
This is really the one issue that unites people on all sides of the political spectrum.
walk with me. Shane puts his foot on Ilya's chest. Ilya's reaction:
Shane: I was the one to make the first move
Ilya: that's not true! I did! In the shower!
Shane: I introduced myself to you at world juniors!
Ilya: that wasn't a move! That was normal introduction!
Shane: Ilya, baby, when have you ever known me to initiate a social interaction with a stranger?
Ilya: . . . Holy shit
She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!