Dumb Bitch hours are 24 fucking 7 babey!

When he was younger Ilya's hair was a mess. Being the only person with curly hair in a family makes it hard to learn what to do with your hair. It was always either a frizzed out mess or slicked back as well as he could until Svetlana took mercy on him and showed him some curly hair products

Shane and Ilya had another daughter on my island. They really are Girl Dads

I was tired and hungry on my break but a coworker was making us all BLTs. Gay Rights

A customer was rude to me? During Pride Month?! Illegal

She project on my hail til I Mary

What nice smell should I put on? Peaches or Caramel?

The Hail Mary had all of human knowledge and media on it. Including video games. What filmed a bunch of video logs of them playing games and when the beetles get to earth those vids are turned into a Let's Play YouTube channel

A sheet of chainmail would probably make a good weighted blanket that doesn't make you hot

Noooooo Jinshi and Maomao got divorced on my island 😭

It would be cute if Grace called Rocky "Rockstar"

I think Grace would accidentally radicalize Rocky. Like Rocky would explain how Eridians "see". And Grace would go "Oh Like Daredevil!" Which would lead to Grace explaining vigilantes. "Saving people ILLEGAL? Question?!" And THEN! "Fuck the Police, Statement"

I need to do a Craft™ or my brain will turn into soup