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Grace: *explaining homosexuality*

Rocky: Erid only have one sex. Erid Gay, question.

Grace: uhhhh. I don't- maybe?

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #happy pride 🌈

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I love stick figure Rocky. I love that he's just a ball or a wonky little shape with stick legs. He's perfect

#phm #project hail mary #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #this is what peak performance looks like

Worked with the nightmare coworker today. I have never seen a cashier so deadset on avoiding the register.

#seriously #ugh #if you hate the register that much ask to change departments #who am I kidding #she'd probably avoid that work too

It's hot and my fan is broken 😭

#send help #I am melting #I'm on SSRIs I can't do hot like this

Shane: I've won 3 Stanley Cups

Person who knows nothing about Hockey: that's neat! I have one too! You only really need one tho. They are reusable

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #Stanley Cup #I need Shane to interact with people who know absolutely nothing about Hockey #he only knows hockey people #talking to an outsider would probably help him #or just be really funny #either way it's a win

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Shane: OW! FUCK!

Ilya: what's wrong?

Shane: I bit my tongue

Ilya: want me to kiss it better?

Shane: yes

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

When he was younger Ilya's hair was a mess. Being the only person with curly hair in a family makes it hard to learn what to do with your hair. It was always either a frizzed out mess or slicked back as well as he could until Svetlana took mercy on him and showed him some curly hair products

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #svetlana vetrova #hr headcanon #spoken from experience #I got my curls from my dad and he liked his hair poofy #took forever to learn how to make my curls look good

Shane and Ilya had another daughter on my island. They really are Girl Dads

#tomadachi life #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #this one looked more like ilya but with Shane's hair color #irena looked more like Shane

I was tired and hungry on my break but a coworker was making us all BLTs. Gay Rights

#pride #pride month #thank you sandwich angel

A customer was rude to me? During Pride Month?! Illegal

#pride #pride month #how dare #no but seriously #for working costumer service I don't get many rude customers #this guy must have been from out of town #I literally just told him I was out of paper bags at my register and he could check to see if the other registers had one if he wanted one

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Grace: *stubs toe* ow fuck

Eridian students: New word?! What does it mean, question?! Tell us Grace Teacher! TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!!

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #eridians phm #Grace would slip up one (1) time and it would be his worst nightmare #how do you explain to a bunch of alien school children that you just said a bad word #don't repeat that please for the love of God don't repeat that #oh no I've corrupted the youth #I've corrupted the alien youth!

She project on my hail til I Mary

#phm #project hail mary #is this anything

What nice smell should I put on? Peaches or Caramel?

#I can't decide #I got some new body oils #they both smell really good #help

The Hail Mary had all of human knowledge and media on it. Including video games. What filmed a bunch of video logs of them playing games and when the beetles get to earth those vids are turned into a Let's Play YouTube channel

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #accidental YouTubers #I would read a fic like this #please tell me if there is one

A sheet of chainmail would probably make a good weighted blanket that doesn't make you hot

#I would love that #especially for summer #I need the weight on top of me but I get so over heated

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Noooooo Jinshi and Maomao got divorced on my island 😭

#tomadachi life #jinmao #jinshi #maomao #why?!#I literally made them for each other #now I'm going to micromanage Hollanovs marriage so they don't fall out of love

Grace: Rocky is weird but that's probably because he's an alien.

Grace: *meets other Eridians*

Grace: oh.

Grace: Hey Rocky! So on Earth we have this thing called Autism-

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #that rock has autism I just know it #grace talks to some other Eridians about it and they're like 'oh you mean 🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵! yeah we know Rocky has that.“

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