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Ilya: This is Shane, he's an ally

Shane: I'm not an ally, I'm-

Ilya: *gasp* you're homophobic?!

Shane: no I'm Gay and your Husband!

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #ilya is a little shit #we love to see it

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PHM AU where everything is the same except Grace is a hobby geologist and is Stoked that he gets to be friends with rocks

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #the rocks love him back!!!

Sunburnt

#ow #pride was fun #but I am not made for sun exposure

The little stowaway is calm and chill but very vocal! Many meows and purrs!

#she's so cute #I named her Honey #or Miss Honey #cat distribution system

Kitty!!!!

#a stray kitty hitched a ride in my mom's car all the way from LA #we might be keeping her #she looks maybe a year old #very skinny #but so cute

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Me: I'm allergic to tropical fruit

Everyone I tell, for some reason: can you eat strawberries?!

Me: ???? Yes?

#every time #why does this keep happening #strawberries aren't tropical #why is that always the first thing people ask?

Yes! It's food drive time at work! My time to shine!!

#yay #I love fundraising #I'm really good at getting donations #using those sales person skills I got from girl scouts

Before finding out Shane was gay did Hayden even try setting him up with a female hockey player? Did he think to himself "hmmm, who would Mr. hockey McHockeyton the hockey obsessed Hockey God, want as a romantic partner? Oh I know! A Yoga instructor! Or perhaps a florist!"

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #hayden pike #sure finding a straight PWHL player would be a challenge #but i don't think he even got to that line of thought #he probably forgot that women can play hockey #smh

Simon: wow this Grace guy must be some kind of Angel

Grace: Auto-Canniblism is a-ok! 😃👎🏻

Simon: what the actual fuck?

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung #ryland grace #simon iron lung #Grace weird as hell Statement

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#horse #oh to be a horse eating lily pads in a pond #i wish that were me #so peaceful

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One time when Shane was little, maybe 6 years old, he tried to run away from home. David and Yuna wouldn't take him to go skating (the rink was closed for a private event)! He packed his hockey gear into one of David's big camping backpacks and carried his hockey stick in his little hands. He only makes it about half a block before Yuna catches up to him and brings him home.

#heated rivalry #hr headcanon #shane hollander #yuna hollander #david hollander #he wasn't going to run away forever #he was just gonna take himself to the ice rink #Yuna heard that front door close and started chasing after him immediately

Eridians is bugs

#project hail mary #phm #eridians phm #they are bugs #peace and love on planet erid

I was bitch slapped by the spirit of creativity. Behold! A moth!

#embroidery #luna moth #my art #self taught artist #my fingers hurt #I do not have the right calluses for this

Does anyone have PHM time travel fic recs? 👀 👀 👀

#phm #project hail mary #fic recs #please?#🥺

Had a dream that I was trying to sue a bra store but my lawyer kept getting distracted talking about his fursona

#dreams #like dude #lock in #we're trying to do something here

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I decided I wanted to do some embroidery. Why do I torture myself like this?

#I love being creative #I love making things #but then I have to make them #woes #sorrows

The characters: *are codependent*

Me: *rubbing my hands together evily* ohohoho yes! YES!

#fan fiction #it's a fun dynamic #if they aren't at least a little toxic then where is the fun?

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