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Had a dream that I was trying to sue a bra store but my lawyer kept getting distracted talking about his fursona

#dreams #like dude #lock in #we're trying to do something here

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I decided I wanted to do some embroidery. Why do I torture myself like this?

#I love being creative #I love making things #but then I have to make them #woes #sorrows

The characters: *are codependent*

Me: *rubbing my hands together evily* ohohoho yes! YES!

#fan fiction #it's a fun dynamic #if they aren't at least a little toxic then where is the fun?

Grace remembers he can do polyphonic whistling and could probably speak some Eridiani unassisted if he tried

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #it was just a party tick on earth #but now he can talk to Rocky in his own language!#even if it's just a handful of words/phrases it's still really cool for them #it freaks Rocky out the first time Grace does it tho

Went to my town's Pride today! It's very little but it was fun!

#happy pride 🌈#my town is small so Pride isn't like huge #the bigger neighboring town has a much bigger one coming up #the drag show was super fun!#there was even a little merch table after the show #I got a tote with one of the queens names on it

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My favorite version of BloodyMary is

Simon: *covered in blood and on the Hail Mary for some reason*

Grace: Holy Shit, is that Markiplier?!

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung #ryland grace #simon iron lung #markiplier #it's funny every time

After retiring Ilya gets piercings. Lots of piercings. He goes a bit crazy with it, to be honest. He's got multiple lobe piercings, industrials, helix, forward helix, conch, etc. and that's just his ears. He got an eyebrow piercing, septum, tongue, both nipples and a Prince Albert.

Shane gets his ear lobes pierced. That's all. Ilya thinks it's the sexiest thing ever

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hr headcanon #I know Ilya wants so many piercings but that is a bad idea in a contact sport

Grace: *explaining homosexuality*

Rocky: Erid only have one sex. Erid Gay, question.

Grace: uhhhh. I don't- maybe?

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #happy pride 🌈

I love stick figure Rocky. I love that he's just a ball or a wonky little shape with stick legs. He's perfect

#phm #project hail mary #rocky phm #rocky the eridian #this is what peak performance looks like

Worked with the nightmare coworker today. I have never seen a cashier so deadset on avoiding the register.

#seriously #ugh #if you hate the register that much ask to change departments #who am I kidding #she'd probably avoid that work too

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It's hot and my fan is broken 😭

#send help #I am melting #I'm on SSRIs I can't do hot like this

Shane: I've won 3 Stanley Cups

Person who knows nothing about Hockey: that's neat! I have one too! You only really need one tho. They are reusable

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #Stanley Cup #I need Shane to interact with people who know absolutely nothing about Hockey #he only knows hockey people #talking to an outsider would probably help him #or just be really funny #either way it's a win

Shane: OW! FUCK!

Ilya: what's wrong?

Shane: I bit my tongue

Ilya: want me to kiss it better?

Shane: yes

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

When he was younger Ilya's hair was a mess. Being the only person with curly hair in a family makes it hard to learn what to do with your hair. It was always either a frizzed out mess or slicked back as well as he could until Svetlana took mercy on him and showed him some curly hair products

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #svetlana vetrova #hr headcanon #spoken from experience #I got my curls from my dad and he liked his hair poofy #took forever to learn how to make my curls look good

Shane and Ilya had another daughter on my island. They really are Girl Dads

#tomadachi life #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #this one looked more like ilya but with Shane's hair color #irena looked more like Shane

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I was tired and hungry on my break but a coworker was making us all BLTs. Gay Rights

#pride #pride month #thank you sandwich angel

A customer was rude to me? During Pride Month?! Illegal

#pride #pride month #how dare #no but seriously #for working costumer service I don't get many rude customers #this guy must have been from out of town #I literally just told him I was out of paper bags at my register and he could check to see if the other registers had one if he wanted one

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