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Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years