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If Your Scene Feels Lifeless, Someone Is Being Too Polite
Stories stall when everyone behaves. Real tension appears when someone:
β’ asks the wrong question β’ says something they shouldnβt β’ notices something uncomfortable β’ refuses to drop the topic β’ misunderstands something important β’ interrupts at the worst moment
Conflict doesnβt always look like shouting.
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Garak was actually p normal as a spy, a retail job just does that to a man
[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.
"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"
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Iβm glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
itβs like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
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the thing...the thing is that...the part that really gets me...
It's that Crowley fell out of love with Aziraphale, I don't know how else I'm supposed to read this characterization I saw on my television screen.
It's part of the just complete thrashing Aziraphale receives in the finale for no fucking reason, but Crowley absolutely does not care to give Aziraphale one fucking inch of compassion or understanding. Even when Aziraphale is asking for it, openly. Standing to the side while God tears Aziraphale to shreds, looking on at it smugly like you seriously want me to believe there is a universe in which Crowley would find satisfaction in Aziraphale being hurt. What The Absolute Fuck.
And then the dream that Crowley has been holding onto for the longest time in the narrative, 'Our Side, A Group of the Two of Us, We'll run away together, We Could have been Us.' is just thrown away.
Crowley gave up on that dream, he was the one in the end to give up on them - which is endlessly ironic given how that's what Aziraphale has been accused of in this fandom since the s2 finale - and asks Aziraphale to give up on it too (for nothing)
And then he sees Aziraphale crying, and see's Aziraphale swallow his words and his pain and you're telling me Crowley isn't interested to hear what Aziraphale is really thinking or feeling at all?
You want me to believe there is a world in which Crowley isn't devastated that Aziraphale is too afraid to say something to him? Of all people?
And frankly, I just don't buy it, I refuse it patently, there is simply no way that Crowley falls out of love with Aziraphale after 6000 years because they had an argument and he got his feelings hurt.
Aziraphale didn't do anything to deserve this treatment from him, he's being a fucking prick, withholding affection and love and forgiveness from someone because they 'wronged you' instead of talking about it is fucking toxic. There is simply no way, that destroys the finales legitimacy in one fell swoop, done deal. That's not Crowley.
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my local printer was once the local butcher shop.
they never took down the handwritten signage.
every time I need to print something I am tantalized by meat prices in 2012.
In order to make the lampshade I want to make I need to bead fringe and if Iβm going to bead fringe then I need to finish the beaded tassels Iβve already started and if I am going to do that then I need to finish the bracelet Iβm beading for my partner and if Iβm going to do that then I need to organize my beads better and if Iβm going to do that then I need to organize my fabric and in order to do that I need to sew that pillow I already cut all the pieces for and while I am learning how to use my sewing machine I should start my shirt and pants for the cosplay I want to do next year and if Iβm working on cosplay stuff I might as well finish the shrinkydink keychains I already started for the character but the space where I keep my shrinkydink stuff is next to the wreath I started to paper mache and really I should finish that at least but while Iβm paper machΓ©ing Iβll need my goggle gun out for the cardboard and then I might as well bedazzle those frames I wanted to make !!
Not even to mention the nearly dozen more projects I have in various states (bead curtain I began in 2020β¦)
And Iβve already got more ideas percolating for future projects
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holy shit
Noodle! Nagashi somenβa classic summer activity. The cold somen noodles get let loose in flowing water (usually through a bamboo flume), and you get to snatch them up for dipping in a cold sauce, with extra condiments like wasabi, perilla leaf, green onion, and ginger.
Besides being tasty, it makes the hot weather feel more bearable, and I also like the competitive skill aspect I wish there were more foods I could fish/hunt for, without having to get into all the hassle of actual fishing or hunting.
Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:
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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth
The tender member of your lady love?
Then be assured its texture is unmatched
Now softened as it is by womanhood
KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!
Were we not so close I would have thy head!
FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,
While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold
