are we not all, spiritually, full of walnut hulls?

@stick-eridian-collection

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

Amazing. And now the truly important question: does Cardassia have an equivalent to Love Island or The Bachelor/Bachelorette?

Yes but they are tremendously serious and ponderous programmes about the importance of marriage and the family. Everyone secretly finds them very dull but they watch dutifully so that they’re not caught out by Order informants and get a reputation for being anti-family.

after the reconstruction do they bring these back? is it a huge scandal when they include a "non-Cardassian" on the dating shows (they're still Cardassian but like maybe 1/4 Bajoran or something not even obvious)? Is the first season the dissidents win on the reconstructivist The Order a huge hit?

Le gasp, like Den and Ange divorce papers! Also, what else does the rumour mill say: did Mr. Garak perhaps accompany the production crew on Risa?

Mr "Fixer" Garak is too busy fanning the political wildfires back in the capital, but he's getting hourly updates via his spy, i.e. one of the production runners.

Damn. All that work and he didn't even get a free holiday out of it. :(

OF COURSE he didn’t even get a free holiday out of it. No rewards for Garak until he’s done ALL his chores.

And the chores NEVER END of course. No rest for the wicked, huh? Man. No wonder he's unwell.

I would like to think Ghemor made him trek out there at least once for a personal touch given the "importance of this production to the soul of the union and potential future intergalactic relations". This is an obvious ploy to try and get the man to relax for the first time in his life. It, crucially, does not work

The travel is exhausting; the hotel is noisy; everyone else there is young and hooked up with someone gorgeous; he's only been home for ten minutes and they're sending him off again; it's very Federation and, yes, this makes him pine for Bashir...

He just wants to be back home in his shed drinking boiled water.

it.s onions

It’s a Monty Python skit.

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.