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the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

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I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

bigasspants

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

bigasspants

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

kosmogrl

#raspberry bunnies

soup-mother

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

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ayatollahsmegmafactory

Why, what happened?

segamascott

he got hit in the neck with a soccer ball #yeowch

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

mamoswole

thickness-protection-program

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

valtsv

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

valtsv

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

valtsv

you will

phantomrose96

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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wordfather

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

himynamesisnotemail

skinny-dippin-sasquatch

deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the-tenth-arcanum

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

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