golden

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn’t happening

Actually my favorite part of Glass Onion was that random fucking dude on the island. What the fuck was he doing there. I thought Darryl (Derrick? David? ??) was like foreshadowing for something or he’d be the twist killer but NOPE he literally was just chillin. Some random lady breaks into his room COOL this detective guy wants to smoke with him SURE the GODDAMN HOUSE EXPLODES? Yeah why not he wasn’t using it that much anyways. Randomass guy you are my hero

He says “Just ignore me!” out loud while waling through a scene holding a bottle of Corona beer.

[ID: a photo of a postcard, sent from The Samuel Adams Brewery 30 Germania Street Boston, MA 02130, phone number 617-368-5080. The note written on the card reads, “Hey, I used to live in your house. I’m drunk in boston and its the only address I know. Happy Holidays, MW.” /End ID.]

if grief is love with no place to go, and this postcard had to go to the only address he knows…hold on im understanding something

This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity

Bear in mind, though, that the Hannibal Lecter pose wasn’t made by filming a serial killer, it was made by telling experienced actor Sir Anthony Hopkins to stand as though someone were looking at him like an animal in a zoo exhibit, and he went, “oh, I know this one.” It’s Red Carpet Pose all the way down.

fighting demons (thoughts & embarrassment about self expression)