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Today's Document
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Show & Tell
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Claire Keane
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trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@chopsuzi
*Danny at a new school desperately trying to make a new friend*
Danny: Do you want to go to an alternate dimension with me after school?! Its a dimension where the dinosaurs never died out and dinosaurs are kinda just dangerous pets!
Damian: . . . Absolutely.
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
congrats youβre adopted!!
ko-fi request for @serapheus!
Tiny gremlin
Clanless
One of my favourite things about Minato: no clan, no bloodline, just him being built like that.
Which is why I don't understand why so many people like to give him a clan, I think that takes away from him xD
my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits
vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.
vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone
"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"
"because of The Curse?"
"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"
The woke predation abolistionist vampire sets up a lair in Yellowstone and the park rangers have to become vampire hunters and track the fucker down before it eats all the wolves.
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accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail
Every single odd number has an βeβ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenβt spelled with the letter e in it β¦
father godΒ
β¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itβs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-β
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyβ¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter βEβ.
π£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsβ¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itβs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said βevery single ODD number has an βeβ in itβ not βevery single number with an βeβ is oddβ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weβre still here
happy New yearβs eve
Iβm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnβt have an e. Just sayingβ¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iβm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneπ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canβt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IβM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatβs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYβRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iβm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnβt a number
It canβt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yβall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNβT HAVE E IN IT
THATβS BECAUSE ITβS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Care for a drink?
β¨βHEY GUYS, BIG NEWS! ββ¨ I'll be at POLARIS this year with my own booth! π₯³πβ¨ Which is also why I have been SUPER BUSY the past couple of weeks - I haven't been vending on such a huge convention in over a decade, so I'm working on a new booth setup and am busy with designing banners, new prints and stickers! Comic updates will slow down again unfortunately - But I'll do my best to regulate my work between convention prep and commissions / art / comics, so I won't go completely inactive here in the meantime ππ But if you want to get a behind-the-scenes-look at my preparations, I share everything I work on for the convention on my Patreon!
I hope some of my fellow Europeans might be going to Polaris this year, I'd LOVE to meet you there! :D I'll be in HALL B4, booth 121 - but I will post about this again with my complete merch catalogue once the date of the convention draws near!
Polaris is Hamburg's biggest Anime/Manga/Games convention and will take place on the 9th to 11th October 2026
on a road trip with my dad. heβs blasting 5sosβs Entire Discography at insane levels and and singing every song word for word. Every Song. the rocks. kiss me kiss me. donβt stop. wildflower. voodoo doll. talk fast. not ok. sheβs kinda hot. he knows them all. there are no skips. heβs drumming on the steering wheel.
heβs paused his singing long enough to read a sign that said βnew traffic pattern.β
βwhat kind of traffic pattern do you think itβll be?β he asked me. βplaid? argyle?β
tried to tell him we were passing the historic spot where the suspension infamously broke on ted nivinsons 2002 toyota tacoma during the rainforest cafe road trip and his response was to crank up the volume on youngblood
me: dad i donβt like the look of this truck
dad: well heβs probably hauling a bunch of helium
me: then why isnβt it floating
dad: haha very funny
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@ whoever just put that long ass delaware post on my dash i hope you step on a lego
yeah i deserve that
@elbdot
Hiii! I emailed you with this fanart a few weeks ago, and you asked if I had any other socials. Well now I do! Thank you for such a kind reply to my email, again, it really made my day. :3
OMG HEY IT'S YOU!!! Welcome to tumblr!! :DD Glad I could make your day, you certainly made mine with your fanart as well!! :D And now I can show it to EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHE
HEY GUYS π
SOOoooooo... I'm actually turning 30 this year on the first of July! :D And after sitting and pondering over it for months and my friends and my Discord community insisting that I should just finally go for it-
I opened up a little crowdfunding goal on Ko-Fi for a birthday gift!! I'd actually love to get a Switch 2 - but it's VERY pricy in Europe. Far more than in Japan or the US, I don't know why, but it's like 50 bucks more here. And now that it'll get eVEN MORE EXPENSIVE in September it's literally now or never
So if you want to get me something special for my birthday, consider chipping in to my Ko-Fi goal! π₯³β¨We're already at 45% of the goal, so I'm certain we'll get it fully funded for my birthday!! :D
Become a supporter of elbdot today!
Of course there's absolutely no pressure to contribute, please only give something if you want to and can afford to! ππ And a HUGE hank you to everyone who decides to chip in! π₯Ή π₯°π
HOLY MOLY WE'RE ALREADY AT 60%!!
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! π₯Ήπ₯°ππ
Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???
Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! π€©π€©π€©
I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!
They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!
Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan
I don't know. I just don't know
It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.
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I don't know. I just don't know
It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
