ragadocious

childhood was wanting to be the spy kids adulthood is wanting to be floop

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

Need me a freak like this

Hit me up if this you

LETTER CAME IN FROM THE COURTS TODAY!! I AM NOW LEGALLY MALE!! WE FINALLY DID IT, FELLAS

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister