katcO's

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

Every so often the topic comes up where someone wants to know what is my strategy for the nuclear apocalypse. I will tell you. My strategy is to be one of the 50+ percent of humanity that dies within the first minute. I ain't deal with all that

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

The question of medieval grilled cheese haunts me regularly. They had bread. They had cheese. They had fire. Why couldn't they have made a grilled cheese? Is there any record of anyone in medieval europe ever making a grilled cheese?

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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If I was a cat I'd make the mrrrp? sound all the fucking time.

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

I love u state fairs and all your gross foods and carnival games. I love u monster truck rallies. I love u NASCAR. I love u roadside attractions. I love u buffalo chicken wings and ranch dressing. I love u kid-run lemonade stands. I love u basketball and skateboarding and roller derby.

I love you New York style pizza. I love you street tacos. I love you 100 different kinds of barbecue. I love you chicken fried steak. I love you orange chicken. I love you jambalaya. I love you caesar salad. I love you california rolls. I love you chicken and waffles. I love you biscuits and gravy. I love you animal style double double. I love you gumbo. I love you philly cheesesteak.

I love you Texas Bluebonnets. I love you Oklahoma Indian Paintbrushes. I love you wild prairies and Great Plains. I love you big thunderstorms lightning and open skies. I love you west Texas. I love you cowboys cowgirls Wyatt Earp Pecos Bill Annie Oakley. I love you Appalachian Sasquatch and Pacific Northwest Squatch. I love you Rocky Mountains. I love you endless stretches of highway. I love you random roadside attractions and billboards. I love you best shopping in the world. I love you best food in the world. I love you nicest and bestest people in the world. I love you in my soul, I love you in my bones America😭😭😭