There’s Absinthe In Those Crescent Rolls

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

basically what were gonna do is blog

First of all put some respect on my name

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form