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eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

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this post makes me feel patriotic

this post makes me feel a complex mixture of love for the people around me and consternation about what "patriotism" entails politically and ethically

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

Top theologians agree: God will return within 5 years. Here’s what you should do now to stay relevant and maintain job security:

And Yea Michael And Gabriel And Raphael And All The Heavenly Host Shall To The Earth Descend And The Waters Shall Flow Up And A Great Sound Of Bells Shall Be Heard And All Pure Of Heart May Well Be Cast Unto Hell And Here’s What That Means For Your Investment Portfolio