~a curated experience~

i probably still would’ve done it but i wish id gotten a warning that engineering would kinda rewire how my brain works in daily life with no off switch

just remembered i almost got fucking killed on the highway a couple days ago lol crazy how it freaked me out for like 30 seconds and then i was like whatever and basically forgot about it. who worries over the tiger that didn’t pounce ???

time marches over us in a particularly cruel and dispassionate way and i think if i really try i can get off on it

“Your men post a lot and say a little” -Lawrence of Arabia

my friend said she would pay “any price” for the catgirl surgery. im just saying if a mad scientist wants to make some fuckin money there’s a market

i think it’s extremely unlikely a tumblr mutual who i don’t know irl will come to this but on the offchance you’re in the bay and wanna hear me spin tn hmu lol

the doctor said i’ll need a swagectomy :/

it’s fine to lie about your life but you should have to greentext it, i don’t wanna see that reddit shit

san francisco hills really has the secret passage market cornered

grug spend whole life practicing hit rock for fire dance circle and now ug comes along and samples grug and plays for fire circle on sequencer and everyone like ug more ?? they say ug explores limits of medium more?