This smells like vibe coding.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

please

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

they’re piling mud because they’re peasants and that’s what peasants do

The unfunny answer is that mud is a key ingredient in the traditional way to build wattle and daub houses and wattle fencing with willow or hazel withies or split branches for a support framework.

the actual answer is that they are parodies of fantasy stock characters whose lives and labor are nothing but pastoral backdrops for the lofty and important agendas of the aristocracy. they aren’t actual doing anything, it’s just hard, demeaning labor for the sake of hard, demeaning labor to distinguish them as a class.

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

it feels so good loading the gun when you're Chekhov

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