Gamer’s Delight

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

*sigh* well it was bound to happen eventually… has anyone paid to follow ariana grande’s tumblr yet? What about Obama’s? ngl I’ve considered paying $4.99/month just to see what the hell Gordon Ramsey is doing here.

YALL WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS ONE HAVE TO BE THE FIRST POST TO COME TRUE WTF WTF WTF

In honor of post+ dying I feel like it’s time to bring this old classic back

Imagine trying to distract the general public from your atrocities by telling people your anthropomorphic candy sucks cock

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa