Titles Are Hard

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that