Cu҉l ͢d̡e ̡Sac̶c Ba̴r͏be͏c͏ue̢

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

You don’t have to leave when you die, it is a hellsite, after all.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.