"this would have gone triple platinum on tumblr" brother it's going triple platinum on instagram

i thought people were exaggerating sherlock queerbait but i'm on the first episode and they've already done 4 different gay bits

whenever i meet someone new and they say i'm really smart ik their situation is dire

i like when people post ss of their twitter tl on other sites like a glimpse into the world if it was just some random bullshit

social media doesn't know what pov means

hyper christian relative asked if tattoos are addictive and i said no on principle but ngl she might have had a point

i had a reverse coming out where i have not said a goddamn thing and my friend is like You're a man btw

wym i have to move away from my mom how will i know which plastics are recyclable

seems like everybody's a little alt these days which is cool but i do feel outdone whenever i go to michael's