the bass pro shop kryptid

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

@bakedbananners

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

something stupid this way sucks

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now