Moth

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

Sweating my balls off

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

insidejob from a girl with huge 9/11's 😳

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

looks can be this evening...

no one has served cunt harder than asparagus