fully consumed by what loves me

being a barbie forced to scissor another barbie must feel so good

average season one tma episode is like. statement of bernadetta mcmickison about her friend emily's tragic death at the hands of the hat man, original statement given october 16, 2011. statement begins. so let's get one thing straight: I hate your fucking institute. you stupid bitches think ghosts are real which OBVIOUSLY they aren't but I did see a ghost this one time and you're the only people dumb enough to listen to me so here I am ig :/ . you're going to read this and think, "bernadetta, you clearly killed emily yourself" and while, yes, I did push her in front of several buses, it wasn't my fault when she died. I do sometimes wonder, though, if I hadn't pushed her in front of that fourth bus, if she would still be alive today... anyway, I digress. this all started last april, when I severely concussed myself on my way in to work at the torment nexus factory. torment nexus assembly is a long tradition in my family, going back decades--

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

how fake morbidity enjoyers look when real death discussers come at them

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

Social isolation summer

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible