certified alligator certified crocodile

I have a quit date. I have a quit date. I have a quit date. Things are going to be okay

I enjoy hudcon as a ship but I don’t personally have RPF goggles on for them like I think they’re just two people who formed a brief intense friendship at simulated gay sex sleepaway camp. so it’s very funny to read posts by more committed hudcon shippers who are not tinhatting or anything but are definitely way more convinced that every tiny little thing is Emotionally Significant in the narrative they have created in their heads. funny because I’m like ohhh okay so that’s what I look like when I’m shipping sid and geno

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

nice blog! have they diagnosed you?

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

@catswithnoses not a cat but wow that nose