i don't mind it's nice and warm in hollanov hell

i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.

i need to fuck hudson williams so bad it makes me look [remembers negative self talk is bad] earnestly sincere and open to the innumerable beauties of the world

i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing

the first pics of connor and hudson onset as shane and ilya are gonna hit the dash like a nuclear bomb fr